pitted

a way of dying in surfing as surfers would say but really its when your so completely oblivious to life you surf over any other sport

wait....

i mean when your gay

Normal person: "Hey evan want to get pitted?"

Evan(Aka surfer bro):"Fuck ya!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!?!?!?!??!?!"

by Esc Silly MisterMgoo August 5, 2010

Pitted

An adjective for a woman whose uterus has been removed.

Guy 1: Bro what if she gets pregnant?
Guy 2: She’s pitted bro, I don’t gotta worry about no baby.

by UbanQueen September 24, 2019

Pitted

To ramble about off-topic subjects during sales calls, offering vague answers that require others to jump in and frieburger the situation before it gets out of hand.

"Man, I just wanted an answer, but that guy pitted me for about 10 minutes."

by Dick Editor December 9, 2008

The Pit

A place where all the pot ridden druggies around the Pittsford Village area go to smoke. It is basically a foot path through the "woods" where piles of gravel can be found usually surrounded by grassy weeds and thin trees. The ocassional homemade bong can be found in the pit. The pit is located between the gas station and Del monte, under the railroad bridge, and up a paved path with a closed metal gate in front of it. The pit has been raided by the cops a few times so many stoners tend to go to the Crackhouse instead.

"Dude I'm about to roll some fatties, join me in the pit."
"nah dude, the cops raided that place a while ago, lets go to the crackhouse."

by Pittsfordian123 December 10, 2012

PIT

Birth Place of all that is horst. It is the head vampire of all horstness.. if the PIT is destroyed, as well horstness.... especially Garret Olsen

Hey do you wana go get some food from the PIT???

by Tyler Durden March 20, 2005

pit-nicking

To steal one small, not very valuable (in terms of money) thing out of a whole bunch of the things in a very 'sneaky'(ish) way, and then do it again and again from different bunches of things that belong to different people or groups because they won't notice if one of the things is gone and it won't really impact them in any way. Like going on a walk and stealing one flower from each yard to make a bouquet instead of stealing a bunch of flowers form one yard because no one will notice if one flower is gone and it makes you feel mischievous and sneaky in a delightful kind of way. (created and thought up by Aurora Aksnes (AURORA); found in a triple j interview)

"I went pit-nicking for a bouquet of flowers." "I pit-nicked some candy from the pantry while I was at my best friend's house."

"I've enjoyed a bit of pit-nicking in my life. I love stealing flowers from other people's gardens." - Aurora Aksnes

by jade the bubble eye goldfish October 14, 2021

the stank pit

the worst smelling, dirtiest house on the block. residing inside is usually a fat, lazy person with poor personal hygiene. you can't see the carpet through the stains and taco bell wrappers. if you attended a party you would not feel bad if you messed something up, whether you spilled your drink or set the place on fire. dog smells are only one of a handful of unpleasant odors emulating from, well, everywhere. avoid this house at all costs.

did you go to that party last night at 42 hunter lane?

dude, you mean at the stank pit? hell no, last time i went to a party there i woke up with herpa-gono-syphyl-aids, and a fat bitch sitting on my face

by the stank pit September 5, 2011