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piper mclean 

Daughter of Aphrodite in the second series involving the hottie Percy Jackson. Piper is Jason Grace's girlfriend and can make people give her stuff like lawnmowers and cars by just asking. Awesome person!
Jason: I don't deserve you.
Piper: Don't say that. That's a breakup line.

Piper Mclean is not Useless!
piper mclean by Deedee*101 December 16, 2013

Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine 

Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.

Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.
Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.

Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.

star pipe 

The Anus or rectal cavity. Primarily used to refer to the anus of a female, can also be used to reference the rectum of an effeminate male.
Guy 1 - So I'm taking Nicki out tonight...
Guy 2 - Oh, Yeah?? She's a complete slut.
Guy 1 - Yup, I'm so gonna stick it in her star pipe!
star pipe by Ortemus Prime August 29, 2012

Wesley Pipes

Funniest pornstar to ever hit the screen, hailing from Cali, you should read some of these quotes:

1. Suck this muthafuckin dick... you know I like my shit wet up lime a drive-by... Do a drive-by on this dick, Yeah there you go! You a Crip or sum'n huh? You Crip'n bitch!
2. Let me put my kids in ya mouth bitch... Imma turn yo throat into a foster home, take this nut!
3. Wesley: You stupid or you smart (3x's)

Chick: Smart (mouth full off cock)

Wesley: well work your brain like a college freshman and make it nasty for me.
4. Damn, I'm all the way in that ass! Dontchu shit on my dick. If I strike a nerve you better let me know.
5. Spit on my mufuckin balls, they should look like two discoballs in a second. Spit on them! Don't be shy, yu nekkid wit the cameras rollin'. Too late to be shy girl.
Guy1: you ever this cat Wesley Pipes?

Guy2: hell yeah, funnier than a mufucker too, too bad my girl hates him.

Guy1: Lets watch him roast this bbw

Guy2: ight
Wesley Pipes by FunnyGuyStuff December 15, 2016
To be blatantly ignored and made to feel worthless.
"Dude, I called her five minutes ago, but I got pied off!"
Pied off by Pieville November 13, 2011

ass pipe 

The end part of the colon that connects to the anus. This is where your dick goes when you fuck some chick (or dude for those that swing that way) up the ass.

Also an insult. Calling someone an ass pipe is much worse than calling them an asshole.
As i was tappin' my bitch's ass pipe she really started to hollerin'

You are such an ass pipe!
ass pipe by dashiznit November 4, 2004