miniature pinscher 

A breed of dog classified under the toy category in the AKC. They are so macho acting, they've been nick named the King of Toys. Generally around 10 to 11 inches tall and 10lbs. Also called the 'Min Pin', they think they rule the roost, love bossing everyone (whether human or animal) around, and doesn't much care being handled by clumsy children.

Troy: Wow, your dog looks like a little Doberman!
Cecil: He's a Miniature Pinscher, they were around 100 years before the Doberman.

miniature pinscher by Dixon's Mama December 6, 2013

william pitcher junior high 

Fucking shit ass schol, i hope it burns to the ground. All the teachers are fuckjing gay faggots and its just a shit place top generally be in. Also the students are either fucking retarded or have big ass forehads, their names usally start with J, and last name starting with CRA. This school is BOOTY

Travis: bro im going too WIlliam Pitcher Junior High next year
Scott: damn bro i feel bad for u kys
Travis? its really that bad?
Scott: Yes you should kys now and come back alive later
Travis: okay

william pitcher junior high by vennyweenny October 4, 2023

pinched a loaf 

Pinching a loaf refers to when one's sphincter clenches up mid-bowel movement, and cuts the egressing turd in half. The result is usually that one will have to wipe oneself raw in an effort to return one's rectum to a pristine un-befouled state of cleanliness.

Wife: Honey, what's taking you so long. We're going to be late.

Husband: I pinched a loaf, dear. Now I'll have to take another shower.

Wife: Oh, the humanity! I'll see if I can push back our reservations.

pinched a loaf by Hoopermazing September 8, 2006

pinchbrick 

Used with derision as a slang term for prostitutes and unfortunates in 1800s England.

There will be one less pinchbrick on the streets of London.

pinchbrick by Etainn November 9, 2013

pitched tent 

When a guy has a boner that goes straight out and makes his pants bulge out. Kind of resembles a "pitched tent' hence the name.

Whoah man I got a total pitched tent from looking at Cassandra

pitched tent by pitchedtentmaster October 8, 2006

a pinch of coon shit 

something or someone of very little or no value

"What the hells wrong with that Ralph!! Geez...you know, I don't think that fool's worth a pinch of coon shit!"

a pinch of coon shit by Part Walker April 14, 2008

Pince-Nez on a chook 

A commonly used phrase in Sydney, Australia ('chook' is Australian slang for chicken), meaning a great idea. Normally an unusual or ingenious idea, solving some kind of problem.

"That's genius mate, Pince-Nez on a chook!"

Pince-Nez on a chook by SenorVittorio October 4, 2021