that was like 3 phones ago

A phrase used that indicates a few years, but not as much as "back in the day."

Kari: "Remember when you made it with Jeff? EW!!!"
Lori: "That was like 3 phones ago, bitch! I'm not like that anymore!"

by von groovy April 6, 2019

My little ponies melted onto a potato

This is when your potato is way to hot and my little ponies at this point in time look very good to digest. You also use my little ponies to test the potato and make sure it can not be eaten with the plastic chemicals and toxic waste put in the action figures. If you have ever had these thought you probably either have a mental illness or are just being a stupid person and your friends are being stupid

Random frat guy: yo i wanna eat my little ponies melted onto a potato

by lruhgvrnweliojfnrlwejrblnawj October 17, 2021

phoneshame

When you have a shitty old pre-paid phone because you or your parents are too cheap to buy a blackberry or android. Phone shame also happens when you have a flip phone or something from metropcs and you are just too embarrassed to take it out in front your friends because it is just so old, bulky, or ugly.

Ross:Hey whats your phone number
(Brian takes out crappy flip phone)
Ross: Tuff cell kid whats the a Razor flip phone, that shit was cool when I was in 4th grade.
Brian: Yea, I have a bad case of phoneshame.
Ross: HAHA! IT STILL HAS A CINGULAR LOGO ON IT

by ibehigh4u May 18, 2011

phonescape

Phonescape (silent E ) the act of pretending to talk on ones cell phone to escape or avoid an unpleasent person or situation.

I phonescaped on my way into the supermarket to avoid the solicitors.

by GardenHo August 15, 2010

phonism

1: (n) Bigotry or chauvinism on the basis of one's mobile phone brand and/or operating system.

2: (n) In a broader sense, 'phonism' can even refer to prejudice against tablet brands and/or their operating systems.

1: Phonism is one of the greatest evils that modern man has had to endure.

2:.

A: Fuck iPhones and the assholes who use them.

B: Wow man, that's pretty harsh.

A: Lol, I don't give a shit; I'm phonist.

by Sweyn78 December 1, 2014

Paint Ponies

To sMOke some Marijuana

After a long day of work all i wanna do is paint ponies

by Breanna T October 15, 2008

Cell Phones

I don't believe in cell phones, becaues the devil made them. They kill people and rape their souls, then when they are done they throw you into a firey pedagogue.

Cell phones are the devils toys and joy.

by Sheena Roxx February 28, 2011