phoniac

Telephony enthusiast. One who spends an inordinate amount of time developing, tinkering with, or using phone-related technologies.

"My dad spends so much time writing software for phones --he's such a phoniac !"

by technologic14 September 30, 2011

phoncation

Turning off or powering down your cell phone for more than a re-boot. Not to be confused with your battery dying. This is a VOLUNTARY reflex. Turning off the cell world and turning on the real.

*i know it seems impossible*

Tucker has been texting for 15 hours, his thumbs are bleeding, he needs a phoncation.

by thetuckmonster July 5, 2012

Phoenician Blind

When you walk out of an air conditioned building in Phoenix, Az, in the summer and the heat hits you so hard you LITERALLY can not see for a moment.

No joke, walked out of the 19th Hole, and went Phoenician Blind...110 in the shade!

by CaptMcSwagger June 9, 2014

Phanic

That moment of sheer terror when you realize your phone is missing or broken beyond repair. Usually occurs in your workplace or in public. you begin to hyperventilate and your eyes are literally popping out of your head looking in every direction at the same time.

When she got up from her bleacher seat to get another beer, she went into a full blown phanic until she realized it was in her back pocket.

by WaterfrontRealtor September 19, 2014

Phonsciolizing

To sit with people at a social gathering while everybody is on their phones.

My friends and I were at the diner phonsciolizing andbmy friend Laura texted us the funniest picture of a goat dealing cards

by mrlarezzo July 10, 2016

Poonic

Panicking cause you have to poop so badly.

I had to jump over three old ladies to get to an open stall. The poonic was real.

by flodung April 26, 2017

Phobic-D

Phobic-D: Phobic Phobia, fear plus D for Dominant type Personality.
Phobic-D refers to a person whose MIND represses substantial fears which causes that person to deny his or her emotions.

The Phobic-D personality tends to be super sensitive and fearful. He must be Phobic-D because he is so fearful of everything. George seems to lack any emotion at all, he must be a Phobic-D personality?

by esodoc August 2, 2018