Logical Phallusy

An error in judgment caused by a man thinking with his penis instead of his brain.

I committd a logical phallusy in sleeping within that huge vagina, as now I can never escape from it.

by Martha Nose October 23, 2007

Dr. Phalus

The most wonderful doctor in the world! He goes around smacking people in the head with fake penis' while shouting, "now get your lazys ass up and do somthing with your life!" He
does not really exist.

Dr. Phalus: Do you have a job?
Person: NO
Dr. Phalus: *takes out fake penis* SMACK!
Person: You dont exist
Dr. Phalus: I know

by MR.ROB December 24, 2006

Phallustines

Small spiked protrusions from your penis

<Quackers> spiky bits growing on your nob are never a good sign.

<SomethingwithanE> Phallustines

by DarkLordOfTheSith April 13, 2011

phallustration

Drawing of a penis, penises, or any variations thereof

He had built a girthy collection of phallustrations in his journal.

by The Z Spot October 12, 2016

Phallusy

Not only are you wrong, but you are being a dock about it.

After hours of debate, and constantly proving the guy wrong, his argument devolved into "You are a Nazi." , after that all he could come up with is phallusy, after phallusy....

by Howard_Anxo October 22, 2017

Phallucite

The ore dug out of dildo mines and processed into fake dicks.

Yeah, that's Bill Doe. His family money came some hitting a rich vein of phallucite in their great grandfather's dildo mine.

by ChainBlue1 July 15, 2016

Phallas

A synonym for dick, except its roblox friendly

Roblox user 1: "My #### is hard"
Roblox user 2: "Try using phallas, it means ####"

by Angery Goomba Except not March 1, 2020