PowerPoint Pallor

Ghostly pale skin due to too much time in front of a computer, not enough time outside.

Most commonly seen in junior investment bankers and management consultants. These guys spend all their time creating PowerPoint presentations and rarely get outside during daylight hours.

"Hey, have you seen Alex since he started working at that consulting firm?"

"Yeah, they must be working him night and day - he has the worst case of PowerPoint Pallor I've seen in a long while! He really needs to get some sun."

by jumbelina September 13, 2008

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phallusy

to lie about the size of one's penis

"Andy said he was 9 inches hard. That is SUCH a phallusy."

by TastyTreat March 14, 2003

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Phallus

a huge penis shaped object

look yonder, a huge phallic mountain!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

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Phallic Fruit Fetish

A "disorder" popularized by gay Quaker performing artist Peterson Toscano in his play "Doin' Time the Homonomo Halfway House" about his time spent as a patient in a Christian residential program to "cure" gay people. Another resident in the program suffered from Phallic Fruit Fetish (or PFF) and had a persistent desire to commit sexual acts with phallically shaped fruits. The problem was alleviated when all phallic shaped fruits were removed from the facility.

Rev. Smid ordered all bananas removed from the house upon learning of a patient's phallic fruit fetish.

by Daniel S. Gonzales September 18, 2006

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