Penced

(verb) To disregard strict rules or protocol of a medical establishment and playing dumb about it afterwards.

Pencer: "Me and all 8 of my cousins just got back from Saint Jude's to visit my little brother."

Other person:" Oh, I thought they weren't allowing any visitors at all right now?"

Pencer: Huh? Well, I, uh, thought that....well, they didn't say, well, maybe they did but....I don't know what you are talking about? "

Other person: "I can't believe you just penced Saint Jude's! How could you miss the huge sign on the front door that said NO VISITORS ALLOWED?"

Pencer: MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by IHatePrinters May 4, 2020

Penced

The sexual act between a male (bottom) and female (top) in which the male refers to his female partner as 'Mother', while being anally penetrated by the female (top) with a strap-on dildo.

Did you hear about trump being Penced by Melania?

by TinyHands4PenisGlands January 29, 2017

Pengest

Ugly as fuck

Her hair was mad pengest

by Patricia Candrea November 10, 2010

peg or get pegged

It is what it is.

Person 1: Hey are you a top or a bottom?
Person 2: I'm not a top, I'm a bottom!
Person 1: Oh, I thought you were a top, are you sure?
Person 2: Yes I definitely prefer to be on the receiving end.
Person 1: Well either way, this is a world where you peg or get pegged.
Person 2: That's a very true and very philosophical statement, I agree.

by sourapplez January 29, 2021

Pengen

Some who is nice looking and attractive

Hey look at that pengen there woah isn't she a banger

by Benja-sexy October 23, 2016

Penced

A frozen visage merging play pretend semblance of sentiency whilst nonetheless still complicit amidst carnival train-wreck.

Noticing the santorum and awkwardness of it’s existence in the situation, he nonetheless remained penced. Afterall, the president was watching.

by Whatawuss January 1, 2019

Pegged

Getting kissed by your girlfriend

Pegged- “I love when my girlfdriend pegs me”

by Applejackmk2 June 10, 2020