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passport bastard

undocumented person who joins the military to get citizenship
i hate those marines at mcas miramar, bunch of passport bastards
by Jaggerbou January 8, 2024
mugGet the passport bastardmug.

Passport Bro

Typically Western men (often American) who hope (or believe) that IF they can travel to a developing foreign nation, then they will be able to convince a woman there to marry them, fantasizing that such a union would allow the “Passport Bro” to treat their wife badly without consequence.

In this mindset vague, fauxstalgic gender-segregated roles are embraced, supposed rules which require nothing from a male partner other than his willingness to assess and correct the behavior, beliefs, and any/all actions of his female partner. To be perceived as “worthy” of a Passport Bro, a woman must be submissive to him completely, with no opinions, thoughts, or desires of her own.

The “Passport Bro” is not capable of understanding that a long term relationship requires both partners to be stable, emotionally mature, and whole- people capable of love and respect. The fallacy of the “Passport Bro” is that those proudly labeling themselves as such earnestly believe that by making use of conscious deception and manipulation, aided by a language barrier he will purposefully not alleviate, a healthy and loving romantic relationship that stands the tests of time will develop.
“Hey Anna, if one of those creepy Passport Bros won’t leave you alone, try this: Start speaking grammatically perfect English and then mention a 19th century novelist they’ll panic and run. Swear to God. The trash takes itself out, if you know what I mean.”

“Maria, that is brilliant. I’m never wasting another moment trying to get away from a Passport Bro without worrying he’s going to murder me for not being interested in him.”
by Bijou_Bijan April 9, 2024
mugGet the Passport Bromug.

alien passport hole

Creating hell is easy if you are a Ratan. Act sing dance and everybody will love you, like it or not. Ratans can bend your emotions with the new rat-wand 69 thousand! Cry, laugh, scream and your poop will be a dream!
The Ratans of Atan and the rest, emptied their purse-groins to find their alien passport hole.
by sinrlifemattrs October 17, 2025
mugGet the alien passport holemug.

Passport Bro

An online community of Social Media influencers who create content online via a social media vlogs, pages, platforms or websites promoting themselves or other male Social Media influencers traveling and or living abroad specifically for the purposes of finding women to casually date or marry. They often use these interactions with women as content for their Social Media platforms in order to gain additional subscribers.
We passport bros have our own online travel community
by anonymous February 23, 2024
mugGet the Passport Bromug.

Reeky passport

Reeky passport is the situation in which a male (14 years old) actively forgets his "Reeky passport" on an Aer Lingus flight from Paris to Dublin
male : " Oh lad Adam Lynch Herlihy just left his Reeky passport on the Reeky Aer Lingus flight"
by The Reeky fella April 2, 2022
mugGet the Reeky passportmug.

Passport-seeking missile

Someone instigating a whirlwind romance and entering into marriage with a hapless victim for the express intent of gaining citizenship in the victim's country. Whereas a gold-digger needs to be in the same location as their victim, passport-seeking missiles can lock on to targets in the US from as far away as the APAC region via Internet dating.
Tyler: Wow, Kiki just divorced Norbert... they'd only been together a few years.
Conrad: Yeah... I tried to warn him but he didn't want to listen and married a passport-seeking missile!
by <LeIgHthaL> December 30, 2022
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passport hoe

The female counterpart for a passport bro. Passport hoes feel its better to evade Western men who expect 50/50 and a trad wife simultaneously.
I went on a date last night and he asked me “what do I bring to the table” while asking me to pay for my food. Time to be a passport hoe.
by awesomeness128402747201836 October 27, 2023
mugGet the passport hoemug.

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