Parsed

When someone is extremely high off of kush or dabs

I’m so parsed right now

by LERCHY D May 28, 2018

Palfed

For every orifice to be filled up during group sex

What are your plans this weekend ?
I’m supposed to be getting palfed by the basketball team

by ColPet October 19, 2018

Parked

Being completely PARKED after slamming down chick-fil-a with your bros. On occasion using the E- brake.

Me and the bros were PARKED after demolishing spicy chickens sandwiches at Chick-fil-a

by Joeycuzz19 November 30, 2018

parked pause

Leaving the penis inside the vagina after ejaculation keeping it ready for next round of intercourse

I was with Ashley last night. After I came in her We did a parked pause while we made out for a while. Then we screwed some more.

by Rakis March 15, 2019

Parfekt

When someone is parfekt Does it mean that you Done something really Good, or doing something good

You look parfekt

by Gubriel October 23, 2019

parkedit

Bryan Clauson used to say he "parked it" in victory lane after a win, ever since he died last year, everyone in racing, sim and real says the #parkedit for Clauson

I won so I #parkedit

by Red_stag05 July 31, 2020

Parked at the Bond’s house

When you’re parked at the Bond’s house you’re actually speeding down the highway at 80 mph.

Agustin (sends picture of backseat of car)
Jon: Don’t you crash again boy.

Agustin: I was Parked at the Bond’s house.

by SilentAssassin224 February 7, 2021