Parasite

Not to be confused with wordParasyte/word, this is a life-sucking organism that lives off the host.

Damn metroid parasites!

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

the parascope

n. a penis trick, while in a hot tub descretely remove your penis from your swimwear, then slowly raise your body until the tip of the penis has breached the surface to the surprise of the other hot tub residence.

Dude you are so gay! i can't believe you just did the parascope without warning me first.

Oh my god, we were in the hot tub with my parents and my boyfriend actually did the parascope!

by MB DUB February 22, 2006

Paras

NAME OF THE HOTTEST AND MOST SWEETEST GUY

Paras is mad sexy and has a big horse.

by renounce June 28, 2010

Pabst Blue Ribbon

1. The Best-cheap beer in the world; Well known Punk-Rock beer. Also known as PBR.

2. Yum

I took my last $10 and bought a shit load of Pabst Blue Ribbon!

by Shannon The Greatest February 6, 2007

Parasites

Redneck word for binoculars.

That dea man was spying on my meth lab with parasites.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

Pabst Blue Ribbon

1. n. The only beer that makes you feel as though you're looking the devil straight in the face upon cracking open the first can of the evening. It is a little-known fact that in the play "Faust", Mephistopheles is, in fact, summoned by the protagonist's opening of a can of Pabst.

Excessive consumption of Pabst Blue Ribbon, can, in fact, lead to a hedonistic and sanctimonious mental state known as "the Pabst state" (see below).

Example sentence: "Let's get wasted on Pabst Blue Ribbon and kill some strippers!"

2. adj. Pabst. (folk-etymology, back-formation of past-participial form of the (non-existent) verb "to Pabs") Pertaining to the resultant mental state of having consumed too much Pabst Blue Ribbon. People in the Pabst state often find themselves involved in the following activities (seemingly without being able to provide an explanation, no less):

-Killing strippers
-Passing out in ditches
-Drinking said beer in abandoned buildings and graveyards
-Hitting on unattractive members of the opposite sex
-Dancing and (consequently) vomiting (often at the same time)
-Getting into arguments about who found that hot new underground indie-rock band first
-Not doing laundry
-Making inappropriate cellphone calls at 3 in the morning (see drunk-dial)
-Procrastinating
-Passing out
-Writing long-winded definitions for the word "Pabst" on urbandictionary.com

Example sentence: "Dude, I'm totally Pabst right now."

Here is a dialogue from the 1986 film "Blue Velet" exemplifying the Pabst Blue Ribbon Mentality (note: Frank Booth is played by Dennis Hopper):

Frank Booth: What kind of beer do you like to drink, neighbor?
Jeffrey Beaumont: Heineken.
Frank Booth: Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

by Kevin Gould May 12, 2008

Pabstinence

To refrain from sex because you have yet to get hammered... Somewhat equivalent to whiskey dick, but it's cheap beer and you've yet to consume it.

I think he has some severe Pabstinence issues. He told me, "Jenna, what you're doing is hot and everything, but it took me ages to find the change for this 24 oz, so please get off my penis."

by look alive nikolai April 15, 2010