parakeetslimes

the kween of thicc. her slimes are iconic and will snatch your weaves no matter how much superglue you use.

“hey, why are you in the hospital?”
“parakeetslimes restocked her shop and i haven’t recovered yet.”

by marisa_memes May 10, 2018

Parakeet

Any of 115 species in 30 genera (sub-family Psittacinae) of small slender seed-eating parrots. Parakeets are small slender parrots that have long pointed tapering tails. Most people think of the budgerigar when they think of a parakeet, but the budgerigar is one of many species of parakeet. They are commonly kept as pets and often sold very cheaply which results in large numbers of them being abused and dying well before their life expectancy is up. Parakeets can live up to 15 years or more, but often don’t make it past 4 in captivity.

Parakeets are parrots, and budgerigars are parakeets.

by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006

Elephant Parade

When 3 or more guys walk in a single file line while holding the cock of the person behind them.

Hey Steve, we're gonna have an elephant parade in the living room in a few minutes if you want to come.

by TheSkipper January 8, 2009

paramedic

Absolutely, positively, the last person in the world you want to fuck with.

I'm nice to the paramedics, for obvious reasons.

by nyc14gauge September 25, 2006

parade

A longer than normal commercial advertisement.

Look, there goes the McDonald float down the parade route.

by OpFox07 August 18, 2010

harry paratestes

sounds like hairy pair of testes

"is harry paratestes here? Do i have a harry paratestes?"

by mcdugan September 9, 2007

Paratroopa

A Paratroopa is basically a Koopa Troopa, but with wings.

Mario: Oh no! The Paratroopa!

by GI Jew November 22, 2004