When parents constantly compete so that their children advance more quickly, have more toys, have bigger birthday parties etc. than their "friends".
Oh yes, John and Jane are playing the Baby Olympics, they've invited 125 kids to their son's birthday party.
by StainlessSteelRat February 19, 2011
Get the Baby Olympics mug.When a group of people or one person decides to run across tables in the school cafeteria. Also known as table hopping.
There goes Chase running across those tables.
Oh Shit he broke one!
He really loves the Table Olympics!
Oh Shit he broke one!
He really loves the Table Olympics!
by The_IraVoid November 21, 2016
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Simp-Olympics is a word stands for the competition of men who are simp(sucka idolizing mediocre Pussy) and who simp hard like motherfucka to get female attention. In modern society most men are simps who don’t get female attention. So they spend money on female and showers females with gifts to get some attention from females. Females use simps for cash and gifts but females don’t like them or respect them. This word is popularized by Youtuber Jisun Benz in his red pill videos
Maria : Girl we winning in life in 2020
Laquisha : Don’t worry girl , there will be simp-olympics in 2020.
Laquisha : Don’t worry girl , there will be simp-olympics in 2020.
by Jisun January 24, 2020
Get the Simp-olympics mug.When deadlier variants of Covid-19 from different countries compete with each other to see which of them could cause the most damage or pain to earthlings until effective vaccination forces them to journey to other planets.
At the 2021 Corona Olympics, which country is likely to strike gold in both the infection and mortality events? A nation with low vaccination rate; or one that is continually plagued with nationwide protests, where citizens’ personal choices with regard to masking and vaccination overrule any political mandate to protect themselves and others?
by MathPlus July 27, 2021
Get the Corona Olympics mug.When a big social family or friend gathering of nigga's at a cook out of some sort. They have kool aid, chicken, collard greens, mashed potatos, pumpkin pie, potato salad, cornbread & etc..
Rachel (white): "Look at all those nigga's ! It's like the migration !"
Veronica (black): "Mhhmmm, who you tellin ? Shiieeett, a few more kids, a bit more food, & a playground set up like a gymnasium.. you could have a Nigga'Lympics !"
Rache; (white): "OH WOW! A Nigga Olympics? Are You Crazy? We'd Put China To Shame Right Away ! ... Lmfao(:"
Veronica (black): "Mhhmmm, who you tellin ? Shiieeett, a few more kids, a bit more food, & a playground set up like a gymnasium.. you could have a Nigga'Lympics !"
Rache; (white): "OH WOW! A Nigga Olympics? Are You Crazy? We'd Put China To Shame Right Away ! ... Lmfao(:"
by &roni;holla (: June 22, 2009
Get the Nigga Olympics mug.A random game played at any given time where victims of a horrific fart give it a medal of bronze, silver or gold. Named after Mr. Jim Burkhardt, the nastiest Budweiser drinkin ass ever made. Its almost always a guarantee that after a competitor has wiped out half the room he (or she) is gonna have to go wipe themselves due to the large amounts of fart grease released with the competitors entry. The game cant be played when one is droppin a deuce. Multiple medals can be won in any given day.
Good God!!! What the hell did you eat?!?! (starts to dry heave) I'll give that a silver medal in the Burkhardt Olympics..
by poops Duck December 11, 2010
Get the Burkhardt olympics mug.When you completely ignore facts that can get you and a large group of people sick or dead, you’re playing Darwin olympics.
You’re ignoring the CDC and hanging out at the bar during the spread of coronavirus? Good luck with th Darwin olympics.
by warpig March 17, 2020
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