orphan_account

An account on the website ao3 that has been deleted, corrupted/hacked, or inactive for more than 4 years

Person a: I read this amazing story in ao3 yesterday!
Person b: nice Bro, did you like any of their other stories?
Person a: it was an orphan_account :(
Person b: damn bro, that sucks

by Incoming fenderbender December 8, 2022

Orphasis

The act of becoming an orphan.

Dan went through orphasis when his parents died.

by Osworld June 26, 2023

Muggy Orphan

When a woman goes to wipe an orphans ass and, in turn, the orphans shits all over her hand - in an erupting fashion.

1. Well you see my Lord, Cheryl went to wipe the orphan's bottom and well.. he sort of exploded his shit all over her horrid face.

2. FUCKING RUN! TIMMY HAS A LOADED MUGGY ORPHAN!

by Scorpulus June 16, 2010

cyber orphan

The phrase used for the children who can't get their parents/caregivers off the computer/internet.

Mommy i'm hungry, and the mom says let me finish this game. 1 hour later, the mom is still finishing the game, and the kid is still hungry. 5 hours later, still on the computer! That kid has just become a cyber orphan.

by DaMomish December 31, 2010

Wet orphan

When you are having unsafe sex and your dick breaks, unable to reattach.

Heard about your wet orphan, so sorry.

by Throbbing Tim December 5, 2016

Black Orphan

When you take a shit in a urinal

*Dan walks out the bathroom*
Frank: "Howd it go in there Dan?"
Dan: "Great, just left the biggest black orphan i've ever dropped off."

by Shytbringer October 19, 2019

Pig's Orphan

A useless and annoying occurance, often applied within a framework of irony.

It's a Pig's Orphan that it rained during our garden party, but as soon as it finished the sun came out.

by tedsalmon July 26, 2009