Jag

judge advocit general, in the millitary thats the real deff

by ben June 05, 2003

Jag

1. To flake out, or not keep one's word.

2. To masturbate.

1. You threw me the jag the other day when you didn't come to the movie, after you said you would.

2. I caught my friend jagging to a porn video the other day.

by MoMo72 June 12, 2009

Jag

Often a white man that goes to the pub on the weekdays. They have no game.

Look at that man at the pub on a Tuesday! What a jag!

by Basicwhitegirlstarbuckslover July 16, 2019

Jag

A jackass, douchebag or asshole.

Hah! ur girlfriend broke up with u!

Dude, ur such a jag

by Bruinadams March 20, 2012

Jag

A form of speech that is spoken in code where certain words mean certain things; originated in Orting, WA.

"Ya don't Jag you stupid fuck"

by Jake January 07, 2005

Jags

Jags is a word meaning 'many'. It was discovered by myself and a fellow bretheren back in late 2002 when we were in absolute dismay as to describe how much we had of a certain green substance. Utter Jags, we said, Utter Jags...

The crazy clown opened up with a rifle and killed 'JAGS' of people in a desperate attempt to resolve the differences within his psychopathic schizo mind. The clown was finally apprehended when utter 'JAGS' of police reinforcements arrived with that guy from Crank and kicked the crazy clowns ass back to clown school.

by Kultivator February 13, 2010

JAG

abbreviation for jewish american ginger
Someone jewish from america who just so happens to be ginger

Arthur: ouch, i touched my hair and burnt myself.
jack: stupid ginger
Arthur: ouch, i touched my foreskin but then realised that it wasnt there.
jack: stupid jew
Arthur: Ouch, i havent eaten in 2 minutes and my stomachs rumbling
jack: stupid american, in fact your a JAG

by harrrissson robberrrts June 27, 2009