Nun-cunt

A cunt that is useful to nobody.

That kev guy is fucking useless, he's a total nun-cunt

by Bazza1928 November 17, 2016

French Nun

To find or hire a French nun is to contract a prostitute for the sole purpose of making out. The "French" part of the phrase refers to the kissing of the same name, while the "nun" part refers to a long-archaic double entendre wherein "nunnery" could refer also to a house of prostitution.

You'll find me in Paris hiring a French nun - I feel like brushing up my kissing skills.

by rapidlydecayingjoj October 12, 2017

Corporate Nun

A woman who voluntarily gave up the plan of getting married and having kids in order to succeed in her job or career.

Lady 1: I spent my all my 30s studying and working hard to become the chief of this department. I call it my baby.
Lady 2: So you became a corporate nun...

by Lilithian October 8, 2020

Kinky nun

A girl who has a naive mindset but imagines filthy scenarios.

“Carly would be a kinky nun when she is older”

by Klfkhksks June 28, 2021

nun's cooze

(n.) The tightest substance known to man.

"If there's a nickel of your money in a nun's cooze we'll shake it loose." - Nucky Thompson in Boardwalk Empire.

by Zagraniczniak January 23, 2018

snowy nun

When you jizz in a cup for a week, freezing it nightly, adding a layer of jizz every day. On the 7th day, remove the cup from the freezer and gently push out the frozen cum cylinder, grab a cheese grater and harmoniously grate the cum cylinder over a freshly devirginized catholic girl.

Martin: "Hey Eddie, how was your weekend?"

Eddie: "I met this girl Tiffany last weekend at mass, took her home and totally gave her a snowy nun!"

Tristan: "Dude, that was my sister!"

All: awkward silence

by Martin&Tristan February 27, 2014

nun mode

State of complete, devoted focus to a task that's taking up your life; pursuing some intensive, all-encompassing lifestyle to accomplish some great financial or educational goals

Jazmine has been in nun mode as she learns the intricacies of daytrading. It's a lonely job, but somebody has to do it.

by ItsADirtyJob July 8, 2017