numpty

An absolute idiot

"Brian can be such a numpty."

by Apes_Dawg June 23, 2016

Numptide

Someone who, though normally very intelligent, has done something stupid or clumsy

Pronounced nump-tide

Fred drops his phone
"Fred you absolute numptide"

by bifs101 October 28, 2016

Nump

When you accidentally nap in the middle of taking a dump

Bro : "Dude I just had the best nump!"
Dude: "The best WHAT!?"
Bro: "NUMP! I worked a 10 hour shift and ate Taco Bell on the way home, then fell asleep on the toilet. Let's rage!"

by Zappbrito April 19, 2018

Numpty Head

A silly person

He's a pure numpty head !

by buzzzwords January 20, 2021

Numptious

Something so good and sooooo amazing that you just gotta nom nom nommmmm

Man that salad berry was numptious to the MAX!

by Tupac Reborn September 16, 2021

Head numping

When you nibble on the tip of the penis

I love head numping my buddy Frank

by Franks friend January 16, 2022

NUMPTY

Canadian Forces term for someone who is a complete idiot ( and we are not allowed to swear at them any longer)

Example == Infantry

Usage == Look out it's the numpty boys

by Ron September 12, 2003