Nutella pokey

When you fuck someone in the ass and your dick has residual fecal matter on it.

Dude I totally had a Nutella pokey last night when I fucked Ashley.

by Urmomgay4liyfebruh69 September 6, 2019

Nutella

the act of nutting see nut or bust a nut

She punched me mid stream and I nutella all over her ear.

by paulaner November 20, 2003

Nutella Blackface

Smearing nutella all over your face and taking a picture with the used jar.

Sorry didn't you go in the Nutella Blackface

by Cowbutthole69 September 23, 2012

Nutella Toastie

Two slices of bread, covered in nutella and sealed together in a toastie maker.

Invented by Fiona Gardner in 2012 as a snack to supplement meals at university

Do you want a Nutella toastie for dinner?

by Nutella Toastie September 25, 2018

hella nutella

hella nutella is something that is exceptionally awesome or amazing. something that is so awesome no other phrase can describe its raw awesomeness!
Hella=a lot of
Nutella=just plain awesome (everyone knows that)

guy:did you see that new paranormal activity movie??
other guy: yeah dude it was awesome! it was hella nutella!

by chicagodog October 31, 2011

Spreading Nutella

When you wipe your ass but stop before its clean.

Man, he don`t know how to wipe himself. He`s just Spreading Nutella.

by jack_nasty69 August 6, 2017

nutella patella

1. noun

slang for a black knee-cap

2. verb

when a black person knees you

Do you have a nutella patella?

You just got nutella patellaed.

by Dehorned Narwhal December 23, 2011