nackered

British for being fucking tired as hell.

Shit man, I'm fucking nackered

by bob July 31, 2003

jim the nickel

To take someone's anal virginity.

My girlfriend is willing to try anything, so tonight I'm gonna jim the nickel.

by KatieKatana February 17, 2007

Nickelodeon

Was One of the Best Channels of all time During the 90's for all little kids, teens, Young Adults and Some Adults to all enjoy. Now it's just a Pile of S*it and not worth to watch anymore. Great Shows of the 90's in this channel for example: Rocko's Modern Life, Are you Afraid of the Dark?, Doug, The Original "All That", Kenan & Kel and The ORIGINAL Rugrats. Now they have "TeeNick" like Zoey 101. Other Retarded things like: The NEW All That, and The NEW Rugrats "All Grown-Up", which none of these "Shows" are really original and Nick' has lost its "Touch" and "Spirit" of making cartoons and Shows.

Annoying Little 10-year-old Girl: OMG!!! I want to be just like Jamie Spears!!! I love Zoey 101!!! TeeNick rules!!! and I LOVE Nickelodeon!!!

ME: " You Really Don't know the Meaning of NICKELODEON!!!So Shut the F*ck up and Read a book or Something!!!"

Annoying Little 10-year-old Girl: *Cries*

by Got Rice??? July 27, 2006

Nickelodeon

A great channel until it all went downhill.
Now all they have is content geared towards the teen crowd, with shows such as Zoey 101 and *shudder* The Naked Brothers Band, which shows up as "Naked Brothers" on my TV guide.

Nickelodeon sucks now a-days. That's why I watch Discovery Channel.

by Dakota C:\> March 22, 2007

Nickelodeon

Nickelodeon used to be cool with Rocko's modern life, Angry Beavers, Hey Arnold, Aaah Real Monsters, and Are You Afraid Of the Dark, and the OLD version of Rugrats. But now they are just like everybody else, dumming their shows down to incredibly stupid and unentertaining plots. Nobody with a good sense of humor watches "Zoey 101" or "Unfabulous." COME ON, NICKELODEN! They can't even ACT! Bring us back the awesome cartoons!

Nickelodeon is really pissing me off.

by Ex Nick Fan December 3, 2006

Nickelodeon

An Uber-retarded network that only exists to cancell its last few entertaining shows, and blatatntly mock animation.

Nick Executive:This shows ratings are off the chart, cancel it immediantly.

by Cap'n sludgy October 5, 2003

Nickelback CD

A Frisbee that looks like a CD.

What are you doing with that Nickelback CD?! Do not put that in my car! throw it.

by Super Jonny X5000 Sex edition January 17, 2010