who's the neek now?

A phrase commmon place in South London neekish circles

To the question "who's the neek now?", the common answer is "Yes, it's still me"

Tom: "Who's the neek now?"
Tom: "Yes, it's still me"

by renmus August 10, 2006

neek beneth g massari

native arabic tounge for the quote "FUCK BITCHES GET MONEY"

NEEK BENETH G MASSARI IS A RULE I NEED TO LIVE LIFE BY

by Shaggy A's March 5, 2010

oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate

you will hear this when you try to steal a Roadmans "bird"

"yeah bruv this is my bird emily she bare fit"

another kid: "oi shush man ill bang your mum"

"whayyy your hard arent ya mate"

kid 2 "isnt that you gyal over there?shes with another man"

"ay bruv what you sayin? my gayl cheating???nahhh"

(he goes over to his gal)

"oi mate what you doing with my gal"

kid 3 "bruv back off she prefers me innit"

"oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate"

by valkyrie_9734 October 31, 2022

Neek

When you have someone called 'Vikkstar123' as your teammate in a game called Sidemen Countdown, then you say you have the neek!

1: Yes! Yes! I’ve got a neek
2: *awkward laugh and face*
1: Les goo!

by netro_power April 2, 2021

Gay neek

When someone calls someone triggered.

“Sam called me triggered, he’s such a gay neek”

by Nig Kurh February 6, 2021

Neek

A term used that is used heavily by the Sidemen, a term that is used to describe a nerd

KSI is a fat neek

by oses14 April 7, 2021

Neek

ITS SOMEONE THAT LIKE MATHS A BIT TOO MUCH, AND HAS A BREAKDOWN WHEN PLAYING ROUNDERS. THEY ARE ALWAYS DEMANDING TO ATTEND “TOP UP TUESDAY”. MAJOR ANGER ISSUES and a lil bit special…

Is that Andrea, no it’s a fat neek !!!

by sim_underdown May 27, 2022