Missed the presentation by Pele

Having a shit

Martin Brindle: You missed the presentation by Pele, will you get over it?

Kimi Raikkonen: Yeah! Haha! I was having a shit!

by Quincy42 June 30, 2022

Mussy musted

Musted-defines the past tense term of, "Musty". It means having an lingering moldy odor that accumilates when one has prespired heavily. If this adjective is spoken with the word, "mussy;" which is undefined, but in slang can be said as an adverb term meaning, "highly enpowering" or "badly strong smelly " it justifies that a place, object, or person is funky onto the 3rd degree.

She is so mussy musted that she makes speed stick deodorent slow down, secret deodorent tell it all, and lever deodorent leave town.

by Lynnj85 July 28, 2010

One Missed Call

A terrible horror movie that traumatised penguinz0 as a child. Thats all i really know.

“You know that youtuber that got scared by One Missed Call?”
“Yeah i actually watch him.”
“Cool.”

by CLONKCLINKAAAAAA December 16, 2021

Missed the towel

When a male masturbates and ejaculates and try to get on towel but hits the floor or somewhere other than the towel he was aiming at.

Andrew: so embarrased, dont even want to say what happened.

John: what happen? you missed the towel?

Andrew: man yeah need to work on my aim

by andrewpaulos111 July 26, 2010

musted

When a girl creams herself when she is turned on.

So, I went to see Magic Mike XXL and I totally musted myself

by Weird Matty April 16, 2017

missed high five

When something is soooo good a high-five will just not do.
the phrase is said and then put into action, missing at the point when there would normaly be an connection.

Bob: i just won £1000000000

Rob: Missed high five!

by booooooob January 24, 2007

Musser

A sexy beast

Damn, did you see that musser by the pool?

by Admiral Dicksmack April 1, 2009