Murphy's Dog

One who can give it, but can not take it.

I heard you tried to punch someone when you were rat arsed Saturday night, missed and fell over and cut your head. Ha ha ha

You can talk, what about the time you got a hiding and ended up in A&E with stitches left, right and centre. Ruining christmas for everyone... Ha ha ha

Thats not funny ya prick, I nearly died....

Ah, shut up ta fuck, Your Murphy's dog.

by ScubMeister General March 8, 2009

murph dog

when ever you are nailing a girl in the rectum and your penis gets stuck. its called a murph dog

hey brad. I was nailing jenny in the ass the other day and my dick got stuck....I got MURPH DOGGED

by skdbdc April 27, 2015

Eddie Murphy's Law

based on the term Murphy's Law, in which "anything that can go wrong, will wrong."

Eddie Murphy's Law suggest that "anything that can go wrong, will go wrong for a black man,"

That's Eddie Murphy's law for ya.

by AmericanBeard June 2, 2010

Emily Murphy

Attorney with the Administrator of General Services title in the White House under Donald Trump. Also a fat cunt.

Emily Murphy refuses to do her job due to false notions of voter fraud successfully demonstrating she is an Emily Murphy.

by SocietyPunisher November 9, 2020

Marie Murphy

full of rich, snobby elitists, who stick their noses in everyone else’s business.

Kid 1: ugh WJHS sucks ass they’re so stupid

Kid 2: I know I also heard that one of them gave a blowjob to one of his teachers

Kid 1: that’s so gross I’m calling the police.

Kid 2: oh so you’re a Marie Murphy student…

by anonymous178393929 November 5, 2021

Cillian Murphy

the best actr ever. He played jim in 28 days later ad Dr. Crane in Batman Begins. He is Irish and oh so gorgeous, and has the hottest voice ever.

Cillian Murphy looked fucking hot in 28 days later, especially the random shot of his naked ass.

by mandy July 4, 2005

Murphy's Load

Married men know Murphy's Load well. Murphy's Load refers to the times when you've secretly masturbated and for an inexplicable reason, within hours, your wife is all over you, despite a huge dry spell leading up to jerking off.

"I jerked off because I couldn't take it anymore and suddenly she was all over me. This is known as Murphy's Load."

by Foobie April 14, 2004