muffstang

Is a play-on-word for the word "Mustang"

1. An insult to a person meaning that they are a pussy
2. When a vagina hurts

"Dude you're such a muffstang!"

by Mimscicle August 18, 2009

Muffslurp

Muffslurp - Muffslurping - Muffslurper - Someone who slurps up that muff.

(girl talking) I won't date a man less he done had his muffslurping practice. Damnit.

by Witbomb October 10, 2011

beer muffs

n. Mystical auratory additions which remove the necessity for sensiant conversation, and replace any understanding of people speaking to you with a garble mess, to which a derogatory response is necessitated by being stunningly pissed.

"Now, Frank, the oven's on and I'm off out with the girls; remember to feed the baby, check on the dinner and pay the car tax. Okay?"

"I FECKIN' LARVE YOOO, YOOO FACKIN' SEXY MINX"

by stouffer March 4, 2003

muffy-dufflers

The bits of hair that grow over your ears.

Look at Dave's muffy-dufflers!

by Dunc and Dee May 13, 2005

muffytitbags

really soft tits shaped like muffins,

"Im carrying a sack muffytitbags"

by john poopsack March 24, 2008

muffslapped

the equivalent of pussy whipped, a guy who is beaten into submission by his female partner, either verbally, physically, or both...

"dude you coming out with the boys tonight? we're all heading down to that new bar full of topless chicks, apparently there's no "no touching policy", sweet!"
"nah not tonight guys, i promised the missus i would cook."
"oh man, you are sooo muffslapped, sort it out!"

by kelly&claire November 2, 2008

Muffsteak

Ho, Bitch, or acting as such. Wussy in nature. To be lesser than or of suitable character in society.

Get your stinky ass socks outta my car you muffsteak.

by Nosy-T Smalls March 11, 2011