dish moff

1.) a stanky pussy
2.) an overall gross ass pussy. either with a forest growin down there, or just tore up like paul bunyan beat it up.

1. uuaahh! i have the aroma of dish moff dude! my dick is stained for a week!!
2. mannn, she was a dime but she had that dish moff goin on.
3. friend: "you pulled a fine honey the other night dawg. did you hit it?" me: "she was smooookin but dude, she got that dish moff. it's like i ate a whole pack of big league chew and slapped that bitch out on the table, THAT was her pussy." friend: (hahahahahahah)

by bobby eubanks November 4, 2009

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

After getting a ticket, she called the parking cop muff cabbage.

by -Nobody- October 15, 2010

A Declan Moffat

A loud, usually drunken, but hillariously entertaining country fellow. A man of intense sexual energy, but ABSOLUTELY no charm or subtelty. Creation of the Irish comedian Tommy Tiernan, but describes accurately a vast number of rural Irish men in their early 20's to 50's.

Declan Moffat, while extremely hungover and struggling to form sentences describing a situation where a man wants to make love to a woman, but she's not in the mood, but requires some gentle persuasion: "DID YA EVER RAPE SOMEONE?"
This is an example of "A Declan Moffat".

by Captainfailure April 11, 2008

Toonces' Muff

Greatest cover band ever to think about rocking your world! Named after the world famous Toonces the driving cat skit from SNL, Toonces' Muff harnesses all the power of the driving cat's vagina!

Toonces' Muff also goes by TMuff for short.

"I'll be sure to wear 2 panties to the Toonces' Muff show tonight since the first pair is going to be soaked!"

"I sure hope Toonces' Muff will play my wedding, I really want my marriage to mean something!"

"I bet the Canaanites wouldn't have sacrificed virgins every year in order to keep the nearby lake from flooding the city if TMuff was around to rock their world."

by Ran Wilder January 6, 2013

muff dive

performing oral sex on a female

yes matt..you can perform muff dive and rescue tactics on me at your comand

by matthew December 31, 2003

ginger muff

The pubic hair of a woman with a ginger complexion. Gingers are redheaded and often have a large number of freckles either on their faces or possibly all over their bodies.

Given the rarity of true gingers, a ginger muff is often considered to be a topic of great excitement for men seeking the sexual conquest of a redheaded woman.

"Man, I thought she dyed her hair red, but then I got a look downstairs and she had a ginger muff"

by Pollup December 25, 2007

Muff punchers

A group of men whom find and seduce an unsuspecting female and repeatedly punch her vagina against her will.

Last week Janice in accounting was jumped by a gang of muff punchers.

by kenny sarkadi July 23, 2007