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Mr mates

Someone that has a lack of mates. Because of this pressure and lack of mates they try and be everyone’s mate. This is to cover their insecurities.
Mr mates: hey bro I’ll buy you food I have many donuts

Random: thanks bro I’ll do anything for some donuts

Mr mates: are we friends now?

Random: no man we just met.

Mr mates: we all good bro?
by cheesyqdingle April 9, 2022
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We're just mates

1. A phrase uttered repeatedly by a person who is hopelessly enamored of the subject, and who is so under their spell that they neglect and alienate their actual mates.

2. Words that are usually accompanied by intense sexual frustration; so intense, the sufferer is unable to devote attention to anyone or anything else.
3. An expression that generally indicates the opposite is true; at least as far as the utterer's deep-held desires are concerned.
"Nah, we're not rooting. We're just mates."
That poor girl, always claiming "we're just mates." She's so far gone in her sexual-frustration-fueled Craig-haze that everyone else is invisible.
by denumb January 5, 2021
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soul mates

un explainable love.

if you have a friend who you love more then a friend but not quite sure how to explain it.. everyday without them feels just wrong, you would give the world to them if you could, wipe their tears and settle their fears.
its a forever thing !

TWO bodies One soul

you are amazing to me <3
he completes me

looking at you makes me smile

its because we are soul mates
by kebelll November 22, 2011
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molester van

An old beat up van that drives around the streets. Rust and old paint are a must. Curtains in the windows are common but not nessessary. Used for the act of luring childen for molestation.
by Equimanthorn December 19, 2007
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Modestep

Dubstep so filthy that, when audible, the listener immediately voids his bowels.
Mate did you hear that new banger by Modestep last night?

Yeh man, I totally shat myself.

Dude, are you going to see Modestep tomorrow?

Yeh, I bought some adult diapers, last time I went my legs smelt of shit for a week.
by Flangeman100 February 23, 2010
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spawn molested

When you are playing a video game and spawn, only to be swarmed by the enemy and immediately killed.
Jesse has spawn molested so many people in video games that he was forced to register as a sex offender.
by nice cream paint job November 2, 2009
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Cosmic Mates

1. Two people that truly complete each other. One cannot live without the other.
2. Jim Morrison and Pamela Courson.
3. Romeo and Juliet.
4. Zak and Jamie.
Jim Morrison and Pamela Courson are Cosmic Mates, together for eternity.
by Pamela Courson October 12, 2008
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