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monte girls

Of extreme superior and magnificent quality. One off rarity. Transcends human pittance. Speaks like a saint, acts like a God. Of highest moral importance. Pure quality, as compared with the likes of Loretto and Wenona.
Person a: Wow! That girls damn fine
Person b: Na man she's a Loretto
(Person a runs far, far away and can be seen on the horizon)
Person a (shouts out):Man, here comes some Monte girls! Look at that angelic glow.
(person b sprints back)
Person b: Sweet as! Boo yah!
by Monte is da best December 4, 2005
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Marte

Marte is funny, intelligent, genuine, kind and surprisingly forgiving- but will cut a bitch over her spouse
Marte loves her spouse so much she will CUT-A-BITCH!
by SmarteChick December 20, 2016
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montega

Lonnie loves Montega and hanging out in shooting galleries. That's why he has AIDS now.
by Montega Head July 25, 2006
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Post Mortem

1. Post-mortem: meaning after death the examination, or autopsy of a corpse in order to determine cause of death.
Also Post-mortem interval: the time that has elapsed since a person has died.

2. Used in a metaphoric sense in Eminem's song "Lose Yourself" to mean that Eminem has become brain-dead.
1. The Coroners arrived to the crime scene to investigate and find the post-mortem interval.

2. "His soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a new world order, a normal life is boring
But superstardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows it's all over, these h**s is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's known as the Globetrotter"
by Watwat August 26, 2013
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Christie Monteiro

The most painfully hot CG character created. She's a Capoeira master and a playable character in the fighting games Tekken 4 and Tekken 5
CHRISTIE MONTEIRO (Tekken announcer's voice)
by stuba September 30, 2006
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Martell

A guy of talent beyond the eyes of various viewers. Someone who finds the need to please many people in many ways. They maybe small, they be tall, but either one of them can smash through a wall. A well known person around the hometown with ambitious goals in life. A comedian. Always there for someone when nobody else is no matter what. A strong outgoing lover with the brains to please a female no matter what.
oh once i adored the man i thought i loved. but then i met Martell
by star emperor August 7, 2012
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