Montenegro

A country. The pearl of the Mediterranean, unique in many ways is situated in the south of the Adriatic. There is nowhere else that you can find, in such a small place, so much natural wealth, beauty, mild beaches, clear lakes, fast rivers and gorgeous mountains – like you can in the small country of Montenegro. In the morning you can wake up along the beautiful Adriatic coast, have lunch on the banks of Skadar Lake, and enjoy the evening walks in the Montenegrin Mountains. Montenegro is a place that cannot leave you indifferent.

Ignorantly equalized and confused with Serbia after the creation of the stupid union of Serbia and Montenegro.
Thats why Montenegrins were sick and tired of being told what they are; so be careful what you say to them if you do not want to get beaten up cause they are very proud of their history and heritage.

Most beautiful and tall people(both guys and girls) you will ever see in one place.. World's tallest country after they finally gained independence.

Wide shoulders guys who will get pissed if you are rude to their girls and become grabby!

only 650 000 people well connected with each other like a big family

the best hosts in the world, once you get invited to their homes

I heard of that a lot of Montenegro girls are above 185cm. really?

Montenegro girls are so tall and hot. Looking like runaway models with big boobs..

by roswell22 February 5, 2010

time of the month

1. when it's time for a girl's menstrual cycle or period
2. the time when the wireless internet you are stealing from your neighbor becomes slow

1. guy 1: what's that on your leg
guy 2: oh i think it was my girlfriend's time of the month

2. guy 1: ZOMG YY CNAT I PLAII MY DOTA RO WOW1/! I KEEP LAGGNIGGG!!!!!11
guy 2: maybe cause you're stealing chris' wireless internet.. and it's his time of the month

by sleazeee November 17, 2009

montessa

Very rare. If you’ve met her consider yourself very blessed. She’s something like a unicorn, magical, beautiful and majestic. Loyal, hard loving and someone you’ll never forget.

Have you ever met Montessa? “You mean they’re real? 😱

by The true Phoenix June 25, 2020

pride month / fag month

Pride month
Used to be a great place for LQBTQ+ community, but now its just a place where companies will make money out of it

Also know as maples (WIP.#0001) month as she runs all faggots in the world

" i fucking HATE pride month / fag month man, them faggots need to go!"

by nia! June 4, 2023

PP hole awareness month

if you have a PP hole you know the struggle of aiming

PP hole awareness month need more attention

by Big red and the boys March 19, 2020

suicide awareness month

September

September suicide awareness month check in

by Grbnenrmrnrn September 6, 2020

Let’s check his monthly listeners

When ksi has no comeback left

Ayo fam let’s check his monthly listeners

by Fatneek May 21, 2021