Montreal

THE GREATEST CITY IN CANADA!

1. known for its ganja

2. known for its crazy night life

3. drinking age is 18

4. known for it's crazy drivers!

5. known for being VERY multicultural

6. known for LaRonde (famous amusement park that used to be expos '67)

7. known for having failing soccer, baseball, football teams

8. known for the MONTREAL CANADIENS!!!!

1. yo dude, lets hit up MTL and smoke a huge ass blunt from there

2. Did you see Cristina? She got plastered in Montreal at the old port this weekend

3. DUDE, WHY WAIT TILL 21 TO DRINK WHEN WE CAN DRIVE UP TO MONTREAL?!

4. "CORLIS DE TABARNAK, I WAS DOING 50 IN A 30 ZONE AND GOT A TICKET!"

5. Did you hear someone died at LaRonde on the Goliath?! Only in Montreal...

6. Wow I didn't know we have a football and soccer team in Montreal?! what ever happend to the expos?!

7. I SAW CAREY PRICE DRUNK DOWNTOWN IN MONTREAL!

by just.made September 5, 2009

montreal

lots of strippers and cigarettes here. also some comedians.

yo i'm going to club super sex in montreal this summer!

by teevee June 9, 2003

montreal

Home of the best marijuana and shrooms ever cultivated, Montreal is the greatest place on Earth to live.

Stoner1: Want some weed man?
Stoner2: Yeah dude let's go to Montreal!

by Snape October 2, 2003

Sporadic Minstrels

Ultimate's not good enough. We're talking, ultra-splendiferic conceptualization of Charles Sheen taking large stamps on small biscuits.

Sam: Hey Sam, Sporadic Minstrels are the Don Mecca.
Sam: You don't say?
Sam: I do say!
Sam: How do you say, Samuel?
Samuel: I don't say, how do you say, Samantha?
Samantha: I say.
Sam: Charles Sheen!?

by G-Funky April 7, 2007

Montreal Screw Job

Amy sexual act involving three different participants, where one of the three is duped or tricked into a compromising or embarrassing situation during climax by the other two people.

The two of us tied her up and banged her brains out. As soon as we finished we stole her wallet and peed in her purse. It was a real Montreal Screw Job.

by CHYNAisPretty November 13, 2012

minstroll

Minstroll comes from the words minstrel an troll. Over at digitalpoint forums it is common knowledge that when minstrel says something it will be just another troll so we call it a minstroll.

Damn son, do you ever contribute anything noteworthy? Stop being the minstroll!

by minstrollFanBoy November 27, 2005

Montreal

place. Rustic, sheltered port on the St. Lawrence river in Canada. It has retained its French language as well as its ancient stone docks, fortifications and cultural imperatives. The residents, a contented lot basking in the largesse of Canada's complex balance of payments policy, enjoy biking, kayaking and re-living the glory days of Les Canadiens, a formerly great hockey team. Granite quarries still provide most of the employment in the city which is largely free of gangsterism and civic corruption. An interpretive centre, dedicated to the forced evacuation of the Huron, is soon to open near the remnants of the 1967 World's Fair which briefly put Montreal in the limelight.

Let's go to Dorval for the Maple Syrup festival and, if we have time, drive through Montreal.

by gnostic3 January 1, 2015