moostache

mustache that forms on one's upper lip after drinking a glass of milk.

Jenny wiped at her moostache with the back of her hand after polishing off a half a bag of Oreo's and a large cold glass of milk.

by Radishing July 30, 2012

moustache water

The perspiration of a moustache which is caught by the tounge and swallowed.

Geraldo Rivea survived on moustache water in the Iraqi desert.

by rob April 4, 2003

Pant Moustache

A hairy moustache poking outside of the pant area.

How was your swim?

It was great except for the old lady in the changing rooms with the fluffy pant moustache. She needs to wax.

by MrsFannyHair April 4, 2011

Sriracha moustache

The result of sex with a menstruating woman, then wiping your penis on her face.

"Dude, your sister's a freak. She asked me to give her a sriracha moustache. I had to look it up. I mean, I did it, but still..."

by Dharma Midget March 8, 2017

Preacher's Moustache

The butt grease on one's upper lip remaining after giving a rim job.

Vaguely similar to the Dirty Sanchez.

When Father O'Connor came back from the bathroom he had a Preacher's Moustache, that dirty bastard.

by Christie Corpus September 27, 2004

moustache ride

cunnilingus performed by a male

Jeff gave Sarah the best moustache ride she'd ever had!

by Pimpinaintathang January 28, 2011

Molestache

Part Mustache. Part Molest. 100% Pure Sexy.

Hide the children! That creepy man with the molestache is in town again.

by Lom Johnson July 23, 2009