misery guts

A miserable person. Someone who never smiles or has fun, usually an old person.

"Here he is, the fuckin' old misery guts!"

by Klausey September 15, 2009

pit of misery

The dungeon of terror when you don't bring bud light to a party.

I did not bring bud light to the party so I was sentenced to the pit of misery.

by Ryanraptor December 9, 2017

misery

depression,the state of being really unhappy,feeling hopeless,angry

she was so full of misery because her life was full of pain.

by Belinda h. December 7, 2003

Moises

(n) Usually of Hispanic origin, known for being a fun lovable and having artistic abilities, likes to dress extravagantly fly no matter the occasion; and also extremely social and friendly to everyone; though a numerous number of guys hate on him lots of girls love him.

(v)very social handsome and kind

Guy: oh my god Moises is a show off
Girl : your just Jealous because he can pull girls unlike you.

by Unknown3256 March 15, 2017

Cunt of misery

An unusually evil, insidious, or vindictive cunt, almost always referring to a female. Someone who engages in tremendously damaging and selfish actions that cause misery to those around her but often result in her own advancement.

My horrible boss is the cunt of misery--she hates everyone who doesn't agree with her bullshit ideas and kiss her ass.

by Total Simon August 12, 2009

mise

Originally derived from the expression "might as well", as in "you might as well draw a disenchant". It was then shortened through excessive use to "mise" and used in reference to a lucky draw: "I mised a disenchant." Now it is simply used to describe anything good.

by Mo Chedda August 25, 2003

misery dick

A game played where two or more people share horrible things that have happened in their lives. Whoever has the worst life has the biggest misery dick.

Bob: "My dad had sexually abused me since I was six, up until the time I ran away from home at fifteen."

Sally: "Well, both of my parents died when I was five and one of my foster parents cut off my left hand and made me eat it."

Bob: "Damn, okay, your misery dick is bigger than mine."

by Anonandon October 3, 2009