mumpa

Noun, NE England. New word for charva that succeeds as an insult due to the mumpas' reluctance to 'reclaim' the term. See charva for full description.

'HA HA HA, you witless, fetid, stinking, sweaty, fucking short-ass MUMPA'

by evelyn waughfare November 24, 2003

frumpy mumps

when one is down in the dumps and acting depressed

"don't be such a frumpy mumps"

"good morning frumpy mumps!"

by Jenniffy July 4, 2008

Mumph

An embarrassingly thin cappuccino-stain of a moustache. All too common during Movember, the Mumph Munth.

Howard: "Don't you mock my moustache. It's taken me over a month to grow."
Vince: "A mumph?!?"

- The Mighty Boosh

by Mumpher October 3, 2013

Frumpy mumpy

A person who belongs to a certain crew who decides to wear shirt underneath jumper because it's 'fashionable' !!!!

Her shirt is tooooooo big for her jumper. She is such a lumpy frumpy mumpy!!!

by bella spanish July 25, 2007

mumped

Mumped is a blend of the words 'mom' and 'dumped' and means to be dumped by the mother of one's significant other.

I was seeing this highschool chick until her mom found out I was 23, then I got mumped.

by EOCA January 16, 2007

mumplet

A very pretty lady

She's such a mumplet I'd ask her out in a second

by Bamboo1 May 13, 2010

Mumpkin

A person or individual that deliberately or more commonly due a careless attitude, fails to observe the appropriate dress code for any given occasion. Mumpkins can always be found atttending funerals.

The word is a bastardisation of 'pumpkin' the squash plant n Cinderella that albeit temporary, still delivers an appropriate transformation on the night of the ball.

Jesus look at Teddy! the idiot Mumpkin's only burying his own, sweet, dear mum in a dark blue suit! What a fuckwit!

by zebraboy777 May 18, 2016