mittyboyswag

a sick mf

“omg ur so cool and swag and hot and sexy r u mittyboyswag from instagram”

by phatmiddies November 23, 2021

Misty Mystery

When a mystery seems to easy to the writer adds in a character messing with the case in order to extend the plot

"This was an open and shut case if they hadn't made it a Misty Mystery"

by Voncreep February 28, 2021

Icy Mitt

To give an individual of the opposite sex the cold shoulder or stiff arm or in any circumstance ignoring that person.

That muffintop at the disco kept throwing her ass into me, so I gave her the icy mitt and walked away.

by flopshernandez July 3, 2011

Lickin' the Mitten

The process of giving a female oral sex yet soon finding out that she has gone a handfull of days without shaving her genital area. Thus, the feeling as though you have licked a mitten.

Me: So how was Charlene last night?
You: She was good, but I was lickin' the mitten.

by Reidurost June 18, 2007

It's not even minty!

An object, person, place, or thing that doesn't serve it's original purpose.

Male 1: "Yo, bro I bought this AriZona Iced tea, and it tastes like Strawberries."
Male 2: "It's not even minty!"

by Xav3ngedX August 9, 2012

The Furry Mitten

When partaking in le' sexy times and your cat pokes your butthole with his/her paw.

Girl: Hey honey, wanna take this upstairs?
Guy: Just make sure the cat isn't in the room this time.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Last time he have me The Furry Mitten. Most uncomfortable minute of my life..

by RentedBlackbird January 24, 2013

Gay Ass Matty

A homosexual Alaskan transplant who's not into gay dudes, he prefers turning straight dudes out. He is quirky and sings show tunes. Dreams of being in a Broadway gangbang. Has dog name Furggot. He is delicious, beautiful, kind hearted, a great friend and fabulous dancer. Lives in van called the Vanderbilt Estates and he never leaves his van without an elegant scarf.

Where the fuck is Gay ass Matty?

by MindonDrugs April 24, 2019