loose mitt

1. someone who has sex so much that their vagina looks like a loose mitt.

2. slut.

1. stop being a loose mitt and get off that boy.

2. your vagina looks like a loose mitt.

by omgggloose May 26, 2009

Slip the mitt

To process and/or execution of sliding your hand into someone's under garments.

It was great to hear about Marshall managing to slip the mitt on Big Debs in the back seat of his grandmas Mercedes the other night.

by Big Louise September 20, 2019

Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney is a modern day real life Uriah Heep

Heep is Charles Dickens character that is notable for his cloying humility, obsequiousness, and insincerity, lying, making frequent references to "his ownumbleness". His name has become synonymous with sycophancy.

Carpet Bagging serial loser Mitt Romney is going to move to Utah just so he can run for the senate. Hillary Clinton is the only other presidential loser that has lowered herself even further into the swamp creature willing to move to any shithole to cherry pick an open senate seat.

by Trayvon Simpson February 21, 2018

bitch mitt

the glove your bitch wears in the kitchen

Bitch didn't wash her hands before making me a sandwich, so I told her to put on her bitch mitt.

by ernie eaglebeak2 March 3, 2009

Crush Mitt

Crush Mitt / Crushing Mitt
To completely wreck a girls box during ridiculously wild sex.

Once shes back at my place I'm going to completely crush mitt.

I want to crush mitt tonight

I will be crushing mitt.

by Montre April 5, 2009

Dart The Mitt

What you do when you’re with the boys and someone’s side piece wants it in the pooper.

“Gotta go guys, Beth wants me to dart the mitt”

by AH’21 January 22, 2021

Mitt Romney

A sex act performed by two consenting adults, the "Mitt" sits on the toilet with their legs spread. The "Romney" then proceeds to urinate through the legs of the "Mitt" into the toilet bowl below.

I was surprised that I didn't get piss all over your genitals when we were doing the Mitt Romney last night, Michele Bachmann!

by pornado August 13, 2012