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Milfosaurus

A sexual predator, with MILF's as its main target.
John: Wow did you hear Peter liquored up and nailed your mom last night?!
James: OMG! Hes such a Milfosaurus!
by StainaH September 25, 2009
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milfonian

The Smithsonian Institution was founded for the "increase and diffusion of knowledge" from a bequest to the United States by the British scientist James Smithson (1764–1829).
Milfonian comes paraphrasing the name of this noble institution. However, the Milfonian’s are not a beacon of knowledge among men, rather than a bunch of guys that worship MILF’s and are delighted having intercourses with them.
Bob: “I cannot get Bruce’s mom out of my head
Joe: “Bob, you are such a Milfonian”
by themilfonian November 1, 2011
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wow my mitochondria really looks like a dick i wonder if it gets hard?!

No man its just a mitochondria resembling a penis it only does dat dank cell respiration shit
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mitope

A person who has gotten to the highest point of stupidity while being an edgelord.
Beyonce Shut it you mitope!
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shitos mitos

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"Shitos Mitos", I forgot to thaw the chicken.
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West Milford Nj

Welcome to West Milford where the kids are high and the grades are low. Not always though. There are a handful of extremely intelligent individuals suffering through the shitty school system
West Milford is a huge town but it definitely has small town characteristics. There's drugs for sure and tons of sex but overall it's one of the nicer towns in northern Nj. There's some diversity but not to much.

Yep it's a stoner town and teachers avoid checking the student's water bottles. New life is the awesome school assigned outpatient rehab that like 500 students attend Monday through Thursday for two hours a day. There are some hard drugs like coke and heroin but it's really only up the mountain.
There's a few rough patches but overall it's a pretty tasteful and classy place to grow up. There are pockets of really nice houses like in Awosting and Stockholm. The guys aren't the greatest but there are a few. Up the mountain= trashy whores and druggies. Every where else= pretty nice.

When it comes to clothing there are two groups. Preppy ugg wearing bitches and the creepy goth wearing freaks. Freshman are sluts and senior boys pervs.

All in all it's pretty fun to be around and the parties rock.
Jack: "Hey babe what are you doing tonight"
Jill: "Well I thought i would hit up a party in Awosting, the houses there are great. Then maybe get a ride up the mountain so i can get some great bud, you know that's all they do up there."
West Milford Nj
by DirtXbikes January 31, 2010
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MILFO

I went to Bob's house and his mom made us chili for dinner. I had to get away to the can but she kept talking and talking until I just had to blast an air biscuit her way because she had become such a MILFO.
by PMax January 30, 2009
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