Mira

one of the best friends anyone in the world could ask for.

this girl is usually the smartest in her class but doesn't it show it out of respect for others. she takes time out of her schedule to tutor others and blesses others with her presence and hot body. One thing that should never be forgotten is that she has the best body out of every girl. shes got the curves any man wants and the waste line size all girls want. She makes every girl jealous but they cant help but love her. She intimidates teachers because she's just that awesome.

If you know a mira dont let a day go by where she doesnt know she is loved, and the most beautiful, smart, kind, and sexy girl in the world.

Because that is everything that Mira is.

"Did you see Mira over there?"

"Yes! shes so hot that i jizzed and felt the urge to join a religion at the same time!"

by MiraLover95 May 2, 2013

Miracle Mile

A long streach of road in the middle of no where. The length can be shorter or longer then an actual physical mile of road. The road is usually completely straight, where you can see the length of it. ( i.e. Like the highway outside Las Vegas, Nevada heading for California.)

I drove the Miracle Mile last night, by myself at 4am. It's a miracle I could stay awake watching the hypnotic road pass under my wheels.

by Innocent Vice June 13, 2006

Mira Mar

A shitshow of house, that was once considered "fraternity' related. Countless cop involvement due to frequent partying,drinking, and smoking. There was also a stoner paradise known by many as "white castle"countless nights by sorority girls and guys came to smoke till morning. The death of Mira Mar came when the cops raided the house and arrested everyone that lived there. RIP MIRA MAR HOUSE!!

"Dude lets go kick it at Mira Mar."

by Smoker, Joker, a January 29, 2009

Miracle

An event that occurs, that was previously thought to be impossible.

A Lada at the top of a hill? A miracle.

by CaptainProcrastinate May 4, 2015

Miraak

The biggest cunt in all of Tamriel. The main antagonist in TES V: Skyrim - Dragonborn DLC. A bitch ass motherfucking Dragon Priest who just so happens to be the last Dragonborn before you. He's obnoxious, rude and just a downright prick. Only after he steals all the dragon souls from dragons YOU kill and after hearing the way he talks to you can you understand the volcanic hate that he awakens in you. He's also Hermaeus Mora's little bitch because he's a dickhead who likes to get involved with Daedric Princes. He just a fucking asshole. Case Closed.

'You must defeat Miraak to save all of Tamriel!'

*insert sarcastic cuntish line from any and all of Miraak'a diolgue*

by daedric_scum May 14, 2015

miracle from the baby Jesus

Something so wondrous or unlikely of happening that it has to be a miracle from the baby Jesus himself.

Ice-T's wife, Coco has an ass so glorious that is a miracle from the baby Jesus.

Chuck Norris being elected president would be a miracle from the bJesus.

by Alyson Clair October 28, 2008

christmas miracle

Any unusual and happy event that takes place during December, especially any event on Christmas Day or close to Christmas Day

"Your packages arrived early! It's a christmas miracle"

"We won our trip to Hawaii on Christmas! It's a christmas miracle"

by Nitwitlover December 17, 2016