moped

A potential sexual partner who, due to appearance or reputation, looks like a fun ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to hear about it.

That girl's body is a 9 but her face is a 2 - she's a moped.

by obabakoak July 25, 2006

Moped

Coolest from of transportation. ever

Hey ladies! I have room for one more here on my moped.

by Bandit June 13, 2003

Mixed Rage

1. Condition found exclusively in American women, usually the product of a bi-racial union.
2. Having all the insecurities of a white woman and the anger of a black woman.

When the young man failed to compliment Sara’s new hair style, mixed rage caused her to key his new truck.

by Tozier Brown January 5, 2009

benidorm moped

To blow a raspberry whilst giving a lady oral pleasure.

I gave our lass a benidorm moped last night and she loved it

by Rob Shep April 18, 2008

military moped

1. A female who is a member of the Armed Services that acts as though she was issued by the military for sexual gradification of male troops.

see also dorm whore and doorknob

The Military Moped spread the Clap to all her co-workers.

by shiggity-shiggity-schwha March 12, 2006

Mixed Martial Asshole

1) Anyone who watches MMA (such as UFC) and believes they know everything about fighting in the ring and/or on the street, but in reality would die in a fight scenario. 2) Someone who does not belong to any fighting discipline or take MMA classes, but still buys MMA memorabilia (such as TAPOUT shirts).

1) Justin: Oh man I could take that guy in a fight anyday. I'll just take him to ground and put him in an armbar!" Tyler: "Yeah, no, you're just a mixed martial asshole." 2) Ryland: "Check out my TAPOUT shirt!" Daniel: "Do you take MMA classes?" Ryland: "Nope." Daniel: "Then GTFO you mixed martial asshole."

by Michael Reese October 9, 2011

Mopedicide

Mopedicide - to kill one's self by the act of a moped; to commit suicide by a moped through various means

The man committed mopedicide yesterday by driving his moped into a brick wall.

by MopedicideMan August 3, 2012