Inappropriate Microphone

A old man's dangling penis. It's very gross. like, eww.

Guy: Dude, that old man's pants were way too high!

Chick: I know! I saw his inappropriate microphone!

Guy: Right! That was sick, man.

by S h a d o w -P h l u f f August 27, 2010

Pass the microphone

stop talking, we're tired of hearing you

girl 1: *repeating the same joke that everyone ignored*
girl 2: "girl we get it pass the microphone"

by lookissokay August 24, 2020

microphone

In smoking marijuana, what a pipe turns into when one is too stoned to remember to pass it(also see babysitting)

Yo, you talkin' into a microphone there, or are you gonna pass that shit?!

by fyrelady March 6, 2008

Microchode

A chode (a small stumpy penis) that is even more abnormally small then a regular chode. Typically associated with Asian males. A derogatory term used to diminish ones manliness.

Dude, that Asian has a microchode.

Leo, why do you have such a microchode??

by ChinaTripCrew April 18, 2010

purple headed microphone

The purple headed microphone is another name for the penis.

A girl will sing down the purple headed microphone when engaging in car park karaoke. This is an outdoor blowjob.

by Paul Daley May 15, 2008

French Microphone

When someone gives a sleeping guy a blowjob while they're sleeping.

Yeah, and then I woke up and she was giving me a french microphone!

by DickDickler June 4, 2014

Microphone Syndrome

Microphone Syndrome is when a person who is given some sort of power and begins spouting nonsense with no thoughts of the repercussion later.

Ben Shapiro said "Renewable Energy is the dumbest phrase since Climate Change" this is a case of Microphone Syndrome

by Gingersnap5322 October 15, 2018