Messive

The act of being absolutely huge. A person can be messive, which means they are bigger than a person who is massive. A person who has a lot of muscle and is frequently seen in the gym can be described as messive.

That guy is absolutely messive look and how much muscle he has

by Boerbanter June 27, 2015

messin

joking, messing around, it was a joke

you smell, messin like

by suzi February 22, 2004

messican

1. Incorrect pronunciation of "Mexican."
Most often used by blacks and Italians.

He's really cute for being a messican.

by Legs (Saintt) December 1, 2006

Bearded Mesquito

The unfortunate male disorder where the penis is one quarter the circumference of a #2 pencil. Usually in the case of this "Micro Penis" the shaft has been covered with pubes just under the mushroom cap of the penis.

Girl - "You got to be fucking kidding me...!"

Guy - "What?" (as he stands there with pants around ankles)

Girl - "Ummm your dick looks like a bearded mesquito."

Guy - "Fuck you, most chicks think it's cute."

Girl - "It may be cute, but it's useless to me as I can get off better using a half eaten wet triscuit cracker on my clit"

by dangchicago April 17, 2009

Messina

A town in California, roughly 100 miles north of Los Angeles. It is run by its mayor Leonato and frequented by soldiers returned from wars.

1."I learn in this letter that Don Pedro of Aragon comes this night to Messina!"

2."My lord, your brother John is ta'en in flight, and brought with armed men back to Messina."

by Count Claudio January 31, 2009

Messineo

A breed of crazy bad ass party animals from North Jersey. Known for their drinking skills, abilities to net women, cool cars, and having a great time.

Dude I partied with Messineo last night and spent all morning hugging my toilet.

by rallyreindeer January 14, 2011

im just messing

Joking, kidding, messing around.

Hey did you see that new movie?
Your mom saw that new movie!
What?
Im just messing?
Okay

by liquidfuse September 28, 2008