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Meef

Phallic flatulence

High pressure expulsion of air or gas from the urethra, following by a fowl swampy smell and a kazoo like whistling buzz.

See a doctor if you
Pass gas, stool, or pus from your penis

Have a foul-smelling peniale discharge
Get recurrent penis or urinary tract infections
Experience irritation or pain at the base of the sack, shaft, or taint
Feel pain during sexual intercourse
Wow Chad, my tire pressure is kinda low can you meef them up.

Was that a fart or a whistling-kazoo-buzz?

No I meefed.

Doc, help me I can’t stop meefing on people on the subway.

Plural- Meefs

Meefs I’m a dark room,
Roar of kazoos drown out all,
Swamp smell fills my nose.
by TopherAssMan July 31, 2021
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Meef

Noun; It's Beef Jerky and Milk.
Hey Man, do you got any Meef in your refrigerator? I'm kind of hungry.
by KarmaKittens July 17, 2020
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