Mathews

Coolest last name on the face of the earth. Especially if your first name is James.

Mathews, man that's a cool last name! Perhaps the coolest ever!

by hibikus311 April 19, 2009

Mathews, VA

The most boring place in the world. Often called "Outter Mongolia". "From Heres" hate changing stuff, like tearing down a old abandoned house. BEWARE if you come here you could catch redneck-didly-itis. It's very hard to get rid of.

Mathews, VA is a place with a lot of hill-billies and rednecks, yet one of the prettiest places on the Chesapeake Bay.

by Simone Korigann July 17, 2006

mateusz

Polish way to describe a greasy virgin. Mateusz gets absolutely no bitches and never touched any women. Even his mom doesn’t love him.

- he’s such a mateusz

by clitisfake April 28, 2022

kim mathers

Kim Mathers, a confused woman in a explosive relationship the arguements are hot the sex is hot n the ex very hot!!!! JUST A NORMAL WOMAN -weve all been there, well i have anyway.

One minute there crazy in love the next minute just pure crazy.

by Kim (yea i know) January 11, 2005

mathews dream

getting a boner when another dude falls asleep on you

"dude he totaly had a mathews dream in the van"

by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009

Matheson

The name you give the fetus when you get your math teacher pregnant and give her an abortion with a protractor

"Mrs Mays: have you got it?"
"Jimmy: yeah, I've got it but I'm keeping it and calling it Matheson"
"Mrs Mays: your really fucked in the head"

by the alpha ogre-lord September 24, 2014

mathers

(n.) A man who sleeps with a lot of women, i.e. gets a lot of pussy/beaver.
Named after Jerry Mathers, who played the lovable Beaver from 1957-63 on the hit show "Leave it to Beaver".

That Bill has a different chick every night. He's a real mathers!

by HelenHar January 30, 2007