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masterconing

Masterconing was with my misses last night and she caught me masturbate while Smoking a marijuana cone
I was with my misses last night and she caught me Masterconing On the toilet watching midget porn
by Aerosal Surgen September 12, 2022
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Mafternoon

Maf-ter-noon it is morning and afternoon noon if you forget to say good morning to someone and it’s afternoon mafternoon or if it’s 12pm mafternoon
Good mafternoon jimmy or how your mafternoon
by Sheaman November 11, 2022
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masterofthepasta

A really sexy gorilla tag tiktoker and YouTuber who bullies little kids in game. He also has massive abs
Masterofthepasta is really cool and sexy
by Masterofthepasta May 31, 2023
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MAfternoon

Greeting - combination of 'Morning (abbreviated from Good Morning) and 'Afternoon (abbr. Good Afternoon) used as a salutation when addressing someone later in the morning or early afternoon - typically roughly from somewhere between 11 am and 3 pm. Or when greeting people from varying time zones when the time range is similarly appropriate.
Might also be used to refer to that same time period being late Morning until early Afternoon.
MAfternoon! I know you were up late / likely slept in and I'm not sure when exactly you'll be reading this, but please give me a call when you're up and about.
by sn4web October 16, 2023
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Masterbombing

Similar to masterbating, but once one busts, they will put in all of the weight and pressure in the body into the penis, and even stroke it with a fist or other objects at the same time as-well. This will cause the penis to make as big of an explosion as possible and cause the ejaculate to splatter and fly all over the place, similar to a bomb.
"Finished Masterbombing in my room yesterday. Took me almost an hour to clean it all up, and my weiner still feels weird."
by Dr. Jelq October 14, 2024
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mafternooning

the group of times that are a few minutes before and after midday, but not midday itself
guy number one: "hey dude what time is it"
guy number two: "11:58"
guy number one: "its the mafternooning"
by pentagonanimates July 30, 2025
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allied mastercomputer

Allied Mastercomputer, aka AM, Adaptive Manipulator, or Aggressive Menace, is the main villain in the book/game I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison.
"What does AM mean?"
Gorrister answered him. We had done this sequence a thousand times before, but it was Benny's favorite story. "At first it meant Allied Mastercomputer, and then it meant Adaptive Manipulator, and later on it developed sentience and linked itself up and they called it an Aggressive Menace, but by then it was too late, and finally it called itself AM, emerging intelligence, and what it meant was I am ... cogito ergo sum ... I think, therefore I am."
by Corvid_o7 June 6, 2024
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