shit-masterpiece

a true piece of shit, just shit

you're such a shit-masterpiece

by LilCloutFamSquad July 15, 2018

Masterpiece

Fine line by Harry Styles

“Put a price on emotion, looking for something to buy” is a Masterpiece of a lyric

by Iamright November 3, 2020

musterpiece

something of incredible beauty or perfection done without flaw

john played a musterpiece of a game on the ice the other night which lead to the home team winning.

by kent davis March 7, 2008

masterpeeve

The act of committing one's own pet peeve.

Girl: "Did you just turn without using your turn signal?"
Guy: "Yeah; I just masterpeeved in front of you."
Girl: "That's ok; girls masterpeeve too."

by badlands March 17, 2013

masterbike

(v): to stroke one's shaft until semen is ejaculated from the penis. While riding an effing bike. Seriously.
Happens sometimes at Colorado College...
Possibly the most perverted act one could ever commit.

"Did you see that sick pedophile masterbiking while he passed by all of those eight year old children? He just loves to masterbike; it's his favorite pastime."

by TheBassist99999 September 3, 2009

masterapetion

master-ape-tion

The act of forcing yourself to masterbate against your own will.

I couldn't sleep last night, so i performed masterapetion on myself.

by thee lunchbox September 25, 2011

Masterbex

A person who stands off to the side and masterbates while watching two others have sex. (Masterbate + sex = Masterbexe)

During threesomes I never join in, I'm more of a Masterbex

by RFS447 June 4, 2017