manscaping

The ill-concieved art of removing male body hair from some areas whilst leaving others in an attempt to look pubescent but not bearish

Usually results in some fairly dire patches of stubble

oooh thats some nasty manscaping! Don't try this at home kids

by Audrey pawdry July 13, 2006

Manalapan

1. a town where people are just as stuck up as you are but can still be down to earth with their daddy's money in their pockets.

2. the place where all the white rich "gansta" and emo kids gather to do pot and get drunk out of their mind at parties

You are such a bitch, but i still love you! Here let me buy you this platinum bracelet. ----Manalapan JAP

by M-panGal December 9, 2008

Sour Man Slap

When u Slap someone on on the cheeks many times and yell the words "Sour Man!" (Not butt cheeks)

CJ and Brandon gave Zack Sour Man Slaps because he never payed attention.

by Chris269 July 14, 2006

He-bitch-man-slap

The ONLY way for a man to properly refer to a bitch slap to another man. This is done by essentialy back handing the other man in question with enough force for his eyes to spin in their sockets, giving him a clear view of his brain.

Guy 1 (loser): "I'm so cool! What up homie! I'm so cool!"
Guy 2 (p.i.m.p.): WHAP! "Bitch! Back off or I'll he-bitch-man-slap you again!"

by BlackZer0 May 1, 2007

ejaculatory manslaughter

the act hitting something with you ejaculate directly resulting in their unwanted death.

johnny got in the way of the men during a mass bukkake and was killed due to ejaculatory manslaughter.

by dylanMo May 25, 2011

manslip

the unexpected sexual releif aka premature ejaculation

whilst paul lay next to the squirrel he had a manslip

by rrdwave November 19, 2009

Manslaning

When a pseudo-hipster girl tries to look cool and agitated and messes her words and blames her phone autocorrect.

Joe: ... and that’s how a monkey is born.
Tine: Hey! Thats manslaning 101.
Joe: It’s mansplaining!
Tine: Are you manslaning manslaning to me??!
Joe: Someone should 🙄

by it-wasnt-me October 22, 2018