Mancunistan

The name given to a community of Manchester United fans. Mainly used by Persian and Pakistani football fans (that is true, not a racial slur). Sometimes said as "Republic of Mancunistan". A person belonging to this community is a 'Mancunistani'.

Person 1: He's a citizen of the republic of mancunistan.
Person 2: Oh, so he's a Mancunistani?
Person 1: Yeah.

by Atashe'gol December 29, 2008

Vaginal Malfunction

When your girl’s pussy is suddenly either too tight or too loose to properly fuck her.

“Did you have sex with Rebecca, man?”
“Yes, but it wasn’t good. She had a vaginal malfunction.”

by Dahlia A.N. March 11, 2019

wardrobe malfunction

A euphemism for tearing clothes off another person's body. Infamously used by Justin Timberlake during a super bowl halftime show where he tore the clothes of Janet Jackson.

Justin Timberlake intentionally caused a wardrobe malfunction.

by kryo June 22, 2004

Man Fun

Fun that men can have while together

Karl can have 'man fun' with Lee

by stephen February 4, 2005

mankunt

Someone who wins a hand of Texas Hold 'em on the River. Someone who is being dominated but gets lucky and wins like a little bitch.

I had him beat, but the mankunt got lucky on the river.

by Sam da Tex October 25, 2007

manuna

ma-noo-na = Another word for a woman's vagina.

"Jessica makes the whole truck stink like her manuna when she lifts her leg to get in."

by EWreckShin May 4, 2016

manbundance

A situation that occurs when there are many eligible, qualified men for you to date. This is an urban myth. Does not actually happen.

"I'm so happy with this manbundance! I meet great guys everyday!"

by Reenz February 28, 2013