Draco Malfoy

The hottest/cutest fictional character in the world

Draco Malfoy is the cutest person in the world and lots of girls wish he was real.

by Claire Malfoy December 26, 2020

Draco Malfoy

My future Husband and Baby Daddy

Sydney: do you know Draco Malfoy

Me: ofc he is my husband and baby daddy

Sydney: I-

by Hahahaahhahahahahahhahahahha November 27, 2020

Wet Malfoy

When you grease your partner’s pubes with hair oil so that they look like Malfoy from Harry Potter’s hair; then you fuck.

Boyfriend: you down for a wet Malfoy?
Girlfriend: what’s that?
Boyfriend: you’ll see

by Freggsmash May 13, 2019

Draco Malfoy

The hottest Harry Potter character, played by the actor Tom Felton. (aka Thomas Andrew Felton) the character girls fantasize getting railed by.

Hp fan: I shifted last night to Hogwarts.
Non Hp fan: Oh yeah, what did you do?
Hp fan: I got absolutely railed by Draco Malfoy.

by emilyfeltonnn12 May 14, 2021

Draco Malfoy

HE IS A CHARACTER IN HARRY POTTER WRITTEN BY JOANNE ROWLING WHO IS NOT A VILLAIN. HE IS MISUNDERSTOOD. I REPEAT, NOT A VILLAIN!!!!!!! btw he was played by Tom Felton in the movies.

Oh....you didn't like....? Draco Malfoy's father will hear about it

by TheKewlestFerret November 8, 2020

Draco Malfoy

A fictional character from the Harry Potter universe. He is in Slytherin. HE NEEDS A HUG. And don't you DARE call me "simp" or "obsessed". He really had no choice and I get it.

Gryffindork imbecile: "DrAcO mAlFoY wAs A jErK, hE dEsErVeD tO dIe."

Me: "Don't. You. Dare. *goes into deep explanation of how he was broken and points out scientific facts*"

Draco Malfoy: "Nice. Finally, someone who gets me."

by LilytheAce June 17, 2021

draco malfoy

draco malfoy is a very hot harry potter character played by tom felton! he is a slytherin and he jas daddy issues, but i do too, so cant say anything abput that

“is that draco malfoy” “yeah i heard he has daddy issues” “he is still hot though” “i know”

by malfoyxweasley44 November 4, 2020