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The Marty Groves

A forest in Ohio where you take sluts in your Jeep and fuck them right in their fat ass so hard that their vagina gets stuck in the shifter knob and you have to use your winch to get them off.
Last night, I took Olivia to the Marty Groves and got her tight twat impaled on my big black knob. Third gear smells so fuckin' good!!
by Joel A. Queer November 22, 2010
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Martyrdom

While once having a positive sacrificial meaning, now polluted by Activision's knack for an attempt to make death less fail and more win. Martyrdom was an intended military training program first seen in one of Activision's popular video game titles Call of Duty 4 as a simulation for a possible military technique to increases the chances of winning a war after failing. Their program would teach our soldiers to always have a grenade ready, pin pulled, in case they died by an onslaught of P-90 sub-machine guns, to get satisfy their already emotionless mind's need for revenge.

While Call of Duty 4 showed tremendous progress to the number of players using the perk, they also noticed the perk-users' average IQ stood on average below room temperature. This soon got worse and all attempts to shoot the opposing force ceased, since dying made the game easier increasing your number of kills masking your dull wits.

The data collected showed that even the noobiest player, noobtube and all, can kill the best hacker making citizens more and more equal. The military quickly backed out to avoid promoting communism among their soldiers representing America and avoid the title: "Asshat."

Activision has now turned to GM for a possible investment.
Turn off Martyrdom!
by -Rogue- September 30, 2009
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Dirty Marty

When you get shit faced on rum and Diet Coke then bust a load on the toilet seat only to get your ass hairs stuck on the seat the next morning
Wow I can’t believe my dad did a Dirty Marty yesterday.
by @prefontaine_v1 May 8, 2020
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Marty

Someone who selflessly gives of themselves. One who is altruistic and kind. One who works against all odd without, at times, the thanks of others. One who makes a great difference in all lives they touch.
That woman is such a Marty. She is always working to help. I wish I had her capabilities and drive!
by Juiciest Gem November 9, 2011
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Marty McFlying

Riding a skateboard while under the influence of marijuana where the experience can be compared to riding a hoverboard from Back to the Future 2.
"Man, I blazed before taking the board out. I was Marty McFlying all afternoon!"
by D2U3R4 May 8, 2009
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Maarten

Maarten hates this site because this site is stupid
This site is shit, that's what Maarten said
by RandomMaarten April 24, 2017
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Marty Cooke

Loves himself a good corndog and looks like one too. He has thighs as big as a table and looks like he is straight out of the cold cut meat section of your local grocery store. Also loves himself some toes.
“Why are my toes wet”
Marty Cooke must have gotten to ya”
by 420WankSauce February 14, 2019
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