Nut Lard

a male specimen with unusually large deposits of fat on his testes sac. Usually found in men who consume a large amount of creatine and protein powder.

"That's the most nut lard I've ever seen!"

"Dude you're such a Nut Lard!!!!"

"Nice Nut lard can i have your number"!!

by Dr. Charel June 25, 2008

Loud-mouth Lardo

Someone who is fat and obnoxious and, of course, loud-mouths a lot. Usually white trash or black trash that can't keep quiet even in a school computer lab. They also love to start fights with people that they don't like.

Shaniqua is such a loud-mouth lardo. Someone needs to put a trumpet mute in her mouth.

by ME December 2, 2004

lard butt

Derogatory slang for someone who is over-weight, named after the English cooking ingredient "Lard", which is made up entirely of fat.

Oi, Lard Butt, get out the way, 'cos I can't see the TV. Or the rest of the room

by Darren Jones January 5, 2004

lardknocker

Someone whose primary sexual attraction is to obese women.

Julio: Hey Umberto, I heard you like to go to Weight Watchers to pick up fattos.

Umberto: Yes, it's certainly true. They are deliciously beautiful to me.

Quinn: You are such a lardknocker, dude.

by gregory mcawsm May 27, 2006

Lardium

The chemical element comprising the 'hidden mass' of the universe. Scientists have speculated for years about 'dark matter' but have recently discovered that in fact it is all stored in fat people. Fat people NEVER eat enough to become the size that they are, the extra matter contained within their foul frames is in fact composed of Lardium, chemical symbol - Ft.

The amount of Lardium in this fattie is off the scale, our instruments cannot measure it.

by peas_and_frogs December 9, 2008

laurDIY

Lauren Riihimaki also known as laurdiy is a youtube personality. She has been on youtube since 2011 and inspire many since. Lauren has about 7.6 million subs on youtube. She makes DIYS, does fun challenges, travel, and show the real her. She is not corny like other youtubers and doesn't make stupid mistakes like.. idk...show a dead body on camera. Lauren have a dog named Moose and she loves Moose like as if it is her child. Lauren have a boyfriend name Alex Burris (also known as Alex Wassabi). They have been dating for almost three years now and is the cutest couple ever!! LaurDIY has an amazing career such as making her own merch, making merch with Alex Wassabi, popsockets, onesies, winning two awards (Streamy: Lifestyle) (Shorty: House and Home). She been on the Kids Choice Awards and partners up with Mudd Style. She loves the app HUJI and loves her fans very dearly. Visit her twitter and IG and snap!

Twitter: @laurDIY
IG: @laurDIY
Snap: @itslaurdiy

*Watching Youtube*
*Goes to LaurDIY's channel*
*Goes to DIY QUEEN VIDEO*

Me: Wow, she is the diy queen, and y'all know what's up

by laurdiyisamazing May 29, 2018

Lardism

Having ur life being controlled by food

Due to Katies Lardism she coudnt go downstairs without having to get a snack

by Blackdaddy92 April 1, 2008