leamington spa

Small town in the West Midlands, near to Coventry.

Known for.... well, fuck all actually.

Large and growing contingent of yuppies. Has a sizable student population.

One Underage Birmingham Kid to Another: Hey dude! Why don't we go drinking in Leam?? They NEVER ID us there.

by Colm November 15, 2003

laminity

1. the level to which something is lame
2. lameness

The laminity of the circus acts were apparent especially when the acrobats continued to fall off of the trapeze.

by Margaret Dischler March 6, 2007

LAMITO

LAMITO is the German equivalent of LOL or LMAO or ROFL. It stands for lache mich tot, which roughly translates to laughing myself to death.

"Das war sehr komisch! LAMITO!"

by kt.de October 28, 2009

laminosity

noun: the empirical unit of lame, stupidity, or that which is generally unsatisfactory. Usually measured in a scale from one to ten, ten being the most acute.

Paul: On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate that Ratatouille movie?

John: In laminosity?

George: Yeah, Paul. That show was totally lame, man...

by laden_swallow09 August 7, 2010

laminin

the glue that holds each cell to on another.

if the laminin was not in you, you would be a wet spot on the ground.

by markleer February 22, 2011

Laminak

1. A noun. A person who has reached the highest level of social status. A person who really stands out and does everything without a hint of effort. They carry out their day-to-day life in the coolest of manners and nothing is too much for them.

To be a trueLaminak, one must know how to be and act like a Laminak without trying to be a Laminak.

2. A noun. Someone who has an outstanding desire for lamb.

1. That guy there, he's a trueLaminak, he finished that 16 inch pizza in five minutes himself without even complaining about the meat sweats.
'He's a total Laminak, he's flying without wings.' 'Mate that's called falling'. 'Nah that's called being trueLaminak'.

2. Mate I am laminak, I could totally eat that herd of sheep. I'm trueLaminak.

by Laminak1 November 13, 2011

Leamington Lightning

A phenomenon that occurs in the town of Leamington, where a business (usually a restaurant) that has fallen on hard times will mysterious burn to the ground after the owner has taken out several insurance policies on it.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that the Chinese restaurant burned down?

Guy 2: Leamington Lightning strikes again!

by Nutstard_1 May 30, 2020