local man

a local man is any nigerian twitter user, it can also be used in place of "I" in a tweet.

Flat earth theory? In this day and age? Local man cannot understand.

by YouCrane January 22, 2020

nationally localized

Yes!

"What does nationally localized mean?"
"Yes!"
"Great attitude!"

by Sarahcat June 5, 2021

local cheater

a sexually unsatisfied housewife who puts ads in the local paper- Craigslist and other dating sites excluded- that she is dtf

I've yet to see a newspaper ad from a local cheater; all the previous ads I've seen were on dating sites and Craigslist.

by Sexydimma February 26, 2015

local bike

A woman of ill repute.

"We call her the local bike - everyone's ridden it at one time or another."

by World of Weird July 10, 2003

local singles

An advertisement made to take your identity and ruin your life

Hey dude I clicked on that Local Singles ad and my credit card and information was stolen!

by MikeGames February 15, 2014

Are you local

From the classic cult TV series, "The League of Gentlemen", meaning, are you from this backend of nowhere village full of freaks. If your local, you're an inbred freak from a small village.

Hey you with hunchback, are you local?

by I Amlocal April 13, 2007

local library

A euphemism for the Internet, for use when talking openly about flagrantly committing acts that could be perceived as illegal isn't an option.

Person 1: Have you heard the new Hannah Montana record? It's hella ace!
Person 2: Nope. I'll just check it out at my local library.

by Jackson Pollack Pollack June 23, 2010