local man

a local man is any nigerian twitter user, it can also be used in place of "I" in a tweet.

Flat earth theory? In this day and age? Local man cannot understand.

by YouCrane January 22, 2020

nationally localized

Yes!

"What does nationally localized mean?"
"Yes!"
"Great attitude!"

by Sarahcat June 5, 2021

local cheater

a sexually unsatisfied housewife who puts ads in the local paper- Craigslist and other dating sites excluded- that she is dtf

I've yet to see a newspaper ad from a local cheater; all the previous ads I've seen were on dating sites and Craigslist.

by Sexydimma February 26, 2015

local bike

A woman of ill repute.

"We call her the local bike - everyone's ridden it at one time or another."

by World of Weird July 10, 2003

local jackass

a delusional little fucktard (perhaps an ex boyfriend) who is a nonstop nuisance and drama queen who simply will not and cannot go away (attends the same school, workplace, etc.)
A local jackass is with often also feel the need to put a wedge in any relationship they do not like their victim(s) having.

Either everyone or no one will understand how much of a kniving little bitch this person is, hence making them occasionally dangerous and always a motherfucking pain in the ass.

My ex boyfriend is a local jackass who feels the sick little need to harass whoever knows me!!!! FML
That doucheweed is a full time local jackass!!!

by happyunicorn27 September 14, 2014

local library

A euphemism for the Internet, for use when talking openly about flagrantly committing acts that could be perceived as illegal isn't an option.

Person 1: Have you heard the new Hannah Montana record? It's hella ace!
Person 2: Nope. I'll just check it out at my local library.

by Jackson Pollack Pollack June 23, 2010

Local Meme

A meme that is only said and understood between a group of friends, it occurs in schools, homes and other places, they are often funny and are sometimes funnier than worldwide memes.

Hey Joe, heard of that new local meme?

by xxxaceyxxx March 11, 2019