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Kalie Linden

A beautiful girl that is just the definition of perfection. She is hard-headed at times but will always be the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She will make you fall in love the second you meet her. No other girl is of any comparison. Her smile could brighten any day. Her eyes are amazing and you could stare into them for hours. She is just the best and any guy would be lucky to have such am amazing girl. She belongs with an amazing guy who's name is preferably Josh
That Kalie Linden is an amazing swimmer.
by Josh 2929 March 3, 2019
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Linden High School (Michigan)

A School located in Linden, Michigan full of people that will never amount to anything. Approximately 80% of the students have tried marijuana and of those that have tried, 90% smoke it regularly because they are losers. The football team is pretty much the only good part of the school, having won a majority of the regular season games, but then end up getting their assholes eaten out in a disgusting manner during the playoffs, esp. during the 2010 playoffs when the starting quarterback threw more passes for touchdowns to the Goodrich Martians, than to his own team. Students fit into one or more of the following categories: Jock; Douchebag; Prep; Whore; Pothead; Loner; Bitch; Obnoxious; or Smart-ass. Those who graduate from Linden usually remain in the area until they die because they are all racist pricks who would get their pussies ripped in half if they were to go to a major city.
Student 1: "What school do you go to?"
Student 2: "Linden High School (Michigan)."
Student 1: "Really?"
Student 2: "Yea, why?"
Student 1: "That means you're a fucking loser. Bye."
by formereagle July 25, 2011
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Lindenwold High School

A building that is said to be for education but really is where the homeless and useless wait up to 4-8 years before heading to Camden County College. A place where the stupid teach the lazy and the lazy teach the failures. A small percentage of students who are capable to survive this education death trap and not spend most of their years trying to reach their sophomore year, move on to out of state colleges, hoping to never have to not only return to the school but the entire state of New Jersey.
My cousin went to Lindenwold High School and left his dignity and self-respect behind. Oh he wasn't one of the lucky ones.
by survivor 106 April 28, 2010
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Lindenwold

A place where are bunch of lazy bums live and only a few are hardworking kids trying to make it out of this shithole
Bob: I can't learn shit with all these niggas interrupting the class
Joe: For real tho these niggas gonna end up as bums sucking dick for a few bucks to survive
Bob: Right! I can't wait to get outta Lindenwold, this place is a piece of shit my nigga
by lm3561 June 18, 2016
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Linsey

A stereotypical name for Ashkenazi, fair-skinned, Jewish women who tends to live in warm-weather states.

Linseys are yolo believers. In fact, they even say "yolo" quite often right before they are about to do something risky. And Linseys are BIG risk takers so they say it a lot. A Linsey is a shy, private and guarded person, so much so that she can seem unapproachable to a suitor at a nightclub; however, you give a Linsey an Aperol Spritz or two, and you could be making out at the bar by night's end. This is one of the few times a Linsey will make the first move.

Linseys are loyal af, but if you do them wrong, you eventually become a Felicia. Linseys also like to be pampered and are oft seen with bougie dogs that draw attention for their cuteness. Other characteristics include (but are not limited to):

Free-spirit daters--no rules.
Owning lots of white things. Pants, couches, dogs, carpets, countertops, etc.

They are very social beings; you cannot quarantine a Linsey, no matter the pandemic.
A linsey likes a bargain. Most have a Costco membership.
Styling is classy casual with a heavy concentration of white denim, chambray and black.
You will never see a Linsey in Chevy. Ever.
It's rare to see a dark-haired Linsey. Most are naturally or unnaturally blonde.
Girl A: (shows pic) So I got a date with this chick from Ok Cupid. Was thinking about taking her to Cheesecake Factory.

Girl B: (looks at pic): Dude, she's a Linsey. Do not take her there.

Girl A: ok. Hey can I borrow a hundred dollars? I'll pay ya back.

Girl Friend A: Yeah went out with this chick last night. It was so good.
Girl Friend B: Nice. She hot?
Girl Friend A: Um yes. She's a total Linsey. We made plans for the rest of the week.
by Shameless Fiona September 20, 2020
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Linen

1. Favorite lighting color of YouTubers Anix and PeetahBread
2. Color used for lighting in Roblox game called Bloxburg
Linen should be renamed to cool linen. -Anix 2021
by bored_ March 10, 2021
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Linden Lesbian Loving

aka LLL
1. The act of using Second Life avatars to fulfill or act upon lesbian desires or curiosity. Applies to couples, groups, and chat.
Also includes males using female avatars to act out lesbian love scenes in game.
2. A group of females avatars in Second Life that go to dance clubs together and avoid dancing with male avatars.
1."Oh you're so sweet to offer to take me that women only beach, I have always been curious in RL but have been so (insert excuse here) to try. I am so glad I am in SL so that I can try out something new." Welcome to Linden Lesbian Loving.
2."Dude, I'd go ask that av to dance but she's in the middle of Linden Lesbian Loving, and I'll lag out."
by Blackhawk Sikorsky December 9, 2008
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